Locke Cole Wrote:
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> 1) After eating pork for dinner one night, I
> poured the remnant blood which was in the box into
> their milk. Nothing like a bit of pig blood with
> your breakfast.
>
> 2) I dusted their underwear drawer with itching
> powder. I never heard a complaint but I hope it
> was damn irritating!
>
> 3) I adjusted the heating to a temperature where
> their radiator pipes made a grinding noise
> whenever it was turned on.
>
> 4) I filled a small open box with one raw egg and
> some milk, and hid it underneath their bed. After
> about a week their room had the most rancid and
> congealed smell you've ever come across.
Man. You simply rock!!! That was awesome
By the way, one of my mates was always emptying my bottle of fresh juice I used to drink on daily basis a couple of years ago. When I got back home went to the fridge, the juice was not there.
One day I sacrificed a whole bottle of it and added a handful of grinded laxative pills. I shook the liquid and put it back into the fridge. When I got back home ,the bottle was empty of course...but it was the last time I had problems with my flatmate and vanishing juice :D Who knows ,maybe this way he was "purified" and got wiser just a little bit
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 11/02/2008 12:12PM by abdelkader.