Just dug this out of the old Bible there.......
And the Lord doth come to Bernard in a dream, and his voice was loud, and the words were true....
"Bernard!" Spoke the Lord. For it was the Lord who was speaking. "Awaken Bernard, for the Lord hath a message of great joy to bequeath upon you."
And lo, Bernard Charles did awaken, for the voice was loud, and he was afeared.
"Do not be afeared Bernard" spoke the Lord, "for I come with a message of great Joy. For in the year of your Lord two thousand and thrice, thou willst be a multi millionaire for your hard work and effort for me."
And Bernard was not afeared any longer. Bernard was struck with great joy and inflation in his Swiss bank account.
"But" (spoke the Lord once more) "but there is a task that you must perform Bernard, a task greater than that of Adam and Eve resisting temptation in the Garden of Eden. You must ensure upon the name of your Lord, the Holy Spirit, that every person across this land is emblazened with the message: 'Thou shalt not invade Hanger Straight in front of Mark Webber'!"
And with that the Lord was gone. And Bernard was afeared. For he knew, that for all the riches of the world that the Lord had bequeathed upon him, one stupid Irish priest at Silverstone could send it all down the khazi........
RedSam
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