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and here i thought this was going to be a serious thread :`(

....The cat, which is male, according to early police reports, suffered severe bruising to the nether regions and is currently in a stable condition in Sao Paolo County General Vetinary Office....

I was kinda hoping this would be serious too, where are Mr Vader's lyrics?





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The night was dark and dreary
The billy goat was blind
He walked into a barbed wire fence
And scratched his...never you mind.

Watch out Wordsworth!

Your poem was pretty good Korn_Freak, I'd only just noticed it.

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"Treat others with respect and you too will be respected." Oac - ed'c dnia - E ys yldiymmo drec cyt.

Hahaha Will, I do have a demented cat, but it's actually my stepmom's cat
She's retarded :P

And no, I don't "abuse" my cats, hahaha. Sheeps shouldn't be hard to find in Brazil, I can't list the places because I haven't gone searching for them :P Let's just wait for the tourism season to come, and follow the Welsh

thanks lanky

gui is that your stepmum thats retarted or the cat?

i try to write poems to the prettty ladies but all i ever seem to get back is a lot of rumours of how $#!T my poems are :P

An Acrostic Poem about me- first letter to spell sexy woman.


Indianapolis

Lemans
Oschersleben
Verstappen
Excitable

Jaques Villeneuve
Ecstatic
Not too bright
Not too dumb
Ilike Formula One
Fear of the big orange eye in Lord of the Rings
Efforts go towards making money
Rice , I love rice with hot sauce


Andrew Michael Ainscow
Not good at thinking of "N" words
Ilike Jos the Boss and Mark Webber
Sober until I'm 19
Terrific
Omellette.
NHL , best hockey leaque in the world.




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Very nice, this forum,
All shiny and brand new.
Dodgy comments
Everywhere,
Rotten jokes about shampoo.

I hope that you all like this,
So I can sleep at night

Argh!

Button's gone to Williams!
Leaves Richards in the lurch!
Or should I say he's in the @#$%&?
Or that he needs to search?
Drivers are thin on the ground,
Yoong might be worth a shot!

Kill some time, come write a
Rhyme,
And
U can
Thrill our forum!

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Currently Driving: Watkins Glen Original
Current PB: 1:07.43
Using: Xbox Controller

Let me declare right now that i have never made any wrongful allegations towards any brand of shampoo

this thread shall not die! :P



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There once was a man from Kent
Whose dick was so long that it bent.
To save himself trouble,
He put it in double,
And instead of coming, he went.








A horny young lady named Lil
@#$%& a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.









There once was a hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
She smelled like s.hit,
And was missing a tit.
But think of the money he saved.










There once was a man from Brighton
Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one"
She said, "Pardon my soul,
But you're in the wrong hole.
There's plenty of room in the right one."










There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
As he said with great glee,
As it hung past his knee,
"If my nose were a cunt I could fuc.k it"





LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat



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There once was a man from Sheen
Who invented a wanking machine.
On the ninety-ninth stroke
the bloody thing broke,
And whipped his balls for cream.



There once was a woman from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling.
She lay on her back
And opened her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling.



There once was a man from Peru
Who fell asleep in a canoe.
He dreamed of Venus,
And played with his penis,
And awoke with a handful of goo.





There was a young girl from Auton
Who had one long tit and a short 'un.
And not only that,
but a big hairy twat,
And a fart like an 850 Norton.









LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat

There once was a guy from Kerpen
Who rammed other cars at a hairpin
This nasty fellow
Works for Maranello
And has a chin like a gherkin.

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REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS

i love limericks

Nasty ones there LS :P

Hehe, excellent Vader :D

War by Private S. Baldrick

Hear the words I sing
War's a horrid thing
So I sing, sing, sing
Ding a ling a ling

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"They've been very naughty boys haven't they Mr Flibble?"

Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom




LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat

.....boom boom boom?

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"Treat others with respect and you too will be respected." Oac - ed'c dnia - E ys yldiymmo drec cyt.

When you're walking up the stairs
And it spills out from your flares
Diarrhoea
Diarrhoea

It sprays out over metres
And you measure it in litres
Diarrhoea
Diarrhoea

It can make your arse quite sore
It's known as poo you can pour
Diarrhoea
Diarrhoea

I was walking down the lane
When I felt a sudden pain
Diarrhoea
Diarrhoea

I was climbing up a ladder
When I felt a sudden splatter
Diarrhoea
Diarrhoea

I was strolling down the docks
When I felt it in me jocks
Diarrhoea
Diarrhoea

My mother wasn't in
So I did it in the bin
Diarrhoea
Diarrhoea

I keep saying it's only verbal
But they say it don't smell herbal
Diarrhoea
Diarrhoea

I just can't stop myself from typing
I should really be a-wiping
Diarrhoea
Diarrhoea

(Person), you should be knowin' better
Now my shirt is stained and wetter
Diarrhoea
Diarrhoea

When you're sitting in class
And it squirts out of you ass
Diarrhoea
Diarrhoea

When you got to the headmaster
And it comes out even faster
Diarrhoea
Diarrhoea