Love and the Redneck

Posted by mortal 
Love and the Redneck
Date: January 31, 2004 09:06PM
Posted by: mortal
A big old redneck walked into his local bar with a big grin on his face. What are you so happy about? asked the bartender. Well, I'll tell you. he replied. You know how I live down by the railrod tracks. Well, on my way home last night I noticed a young women tied to the tracks, just like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night long, all over the house. We did everthing, me on the top, sometimes her on top! FANTASTIC! exclaimed the bartender. You lucky slob. Was she pretty? ...Well, said the redneck, I never actually found her head.........
eeeew




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Re: Love and the Redneck
Date: January 31, 2004 11:00PM
Posted by: Korn_Freak

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Re: Love and the Redneck
Date: February 01, 2004 05:07AM
Posted by: tux
aw man :(





Re: Love and the Redneck
Date: February 01, 2004 05:09AM
Posted by: ralphi
eeewwwwwwwwwww.............





Re: Love and the Redneck
Date: February 01, 2004 05:09AM
Posted by: Pooky
im gonna huff

Re: Love and the Redneck
Date: February 01, 2004 07:22AM
Posted by: Anonymous User
lovely :)

Re: Love and the Redneck
Date: February 01, 2004 07:27AM
Posted by: Oleg
That's just sick.



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Re: Love and the Redneck
Date: February 01, 2004 08:29PM
Posted by: mortal
yeah I know, just had to share it with you lol ;-)




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Re: Love and the Redneck
Date: February 02, 2004 04:51AM
Posted by: MysticalCrayon
Re: Love and the Redneck
Date: February 02, 2004 04:56AM
Posted by: The Lopper
It makes me feel strangely horny....

Re: Love and the Redneck
Date: February 02, 2004 06:50AM
Posted by: Vader
This is funniest thing I have been reading for a long, long time. I guess I have a new favourite joke now. :p








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Re: Love and the Redneck
Date: February 02, 2004 07:00AM
Posted by: Will Parish
Heard that before still a pretty funny joke!;)





Re: Love and the Redneck
Date: February 02, 2004 07:15AM
Posted by: bigears
Man!



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Re: Love and the Redneck
Date: February 03, 2004 10:52AM
Posted by: Lanky-Lad
I get it, but I don't get the funnyness of it. :P






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Re: Love and the Redneck
Date: February 03, 2004 10:53AM
Posted by: Pooky
yeah lanky

how can you find it funny??

obviously it a joke, but rather sick really. vader worries me even more....... :p

Re: Love and the Redneck
Date: February 03, 2004 10:57AM
Posted by: Lanky-Lad
Ah. Now I get it. :P






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Re: Love and the Redneck
Date: February 03, 2004 03:09PM
Posted by: The Lopper
So, like where did her head go?

Re: Love and the Redneck
Date: February 03, 2004 03:48PM
Posted by: Guimengo
New Zealand :P

Re: Love and the Redneck
Date: February 03, 2004 05:51PM
Posted by: lemans_freaK
ew



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