Mom and Frank

It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.
"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.

"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."

After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"

"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"

"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?"

"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead."

"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."

There is a long pause.

"Swimming pool? Is this 854-7039?"
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could someone explain me the end ?

The guy called the wrong number and thought it was his family

dude...we gathered that


hehe very good joke briere :D

The guy called the wrong number and thought it was his family

naaaaaaaaaaaaaa

LOL anyway

LMAO!!!!! Good one!!



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Sorry guys, my forum is down.

Good joke... heard it a couple of days ago though





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old!

been there done that heard this joke

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oh ! I just didnt know who said the last sentence !! =$

I thought it was the girl who said it ! =$

oh well, as I often said, nobody is perfect

errmmm forgive my comment from earlier, i didn't notice the question after :$ sorry Gui!

I wonder where you got that joke from Math

errmmm forgive my comment from earlier, i didn't notice the question after :$ sorry Gui!

same here :s

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errmmm forgive my comment from earlier, i didn't notice the question after :$ sorry Gui!

Yup... same here

and from were di the f1w guys take it ?

how could I know ?

Lol Math!



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