> > exam at the University of Copenhagen:
> >
> > "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper
> > using a barometer."
> >
> > One student replied:
> >
> > "You tie a long piece of string to the neck of the
> > barometer, then lower the barometer from the roof of
> > the skyscraper to the ground. The length of the string
> > plus the length of the barometer will equal the height
> > of the building."
> >
> > This highly original answer so incensed the examiner
> > that the student was failed. The student appealed on
> > the grounds that his answer was indisputably correct,
> > and the university appointed an independent arbiter to
> > decide the case. The arbiter judged that the answer was
> > indeed correct, but did not display any noticeable
> > knowledge of physics. To resolve the problem it was
> > decided to call the student in and allow him six
> > minutes in which to provide a verbal answer which
> > showed at least a minimal familiarity the basic
> > principles of physics.
> >
> > For five minutes the student sat in silence, forehead
> > creased in thought. The arbiter reminded him that time
> > was running out, to which the student replied that he
> > had several extremely relevant answers, but couldn't
> > make up his mind which to use.
> >
> > On being advised to hurry up the student replied as
> > follows:
> >
> > "Firstly, you could take the barometer up to the roof
> > of the skyscraper, drop it over the edge, and measure
> > the time it takes to reach the ground. The height of
> > the building can then be worked out from the formula H
> > = 0.5g x t squared. But bad luck on the barometer."
> >
> > "Or if the sun is shining you could measure the height
> > of the barometer, then set it on end and measure the
> > length of its shadow. Then you measure the length of
> > the skyscraper's shadow, and thereafter it is a simple
> > matter of proportional arithmetic to work out the
> > height of the skyscraper."
> >
> > "But if you wanted to be highly scientific about it,
> > you could tie a short piece of string to the barometer
> > and swing it like a pendulum, first at ground level and
> > then on the roof of the skyscraper. The height is
> > worked out by the difference in the gravitational
> > restoring force T = 2 pi sqroot (l / g)."
> >
> > "Or if the skyscraper has an outside emergency
> > staircase, it would be easier to walk up it and mark
> > off the height of the skyscraper in barometer lengths,
> > then add them up."
> >
> > "If you merely wanted to be boring and orthodox about
> > it, of course, you could use the barometer to measure
> > the air pressure on the roof of the skyscraper and on
> > the ground, and convert the difference in millibars
> > into feet to give the height of the building."
> >
> > "But since we are constantly being exhorted to exercise
> > independence of mind and apply scientific methods,
> > undoubtedly the best way would be to knock on the
> > janitor's door and say to him 'If you would like a nice
> > new barometer, I will give you this one if you tell me
> > the height of this skyscraper'."
> >
> > The student was Niels Bohr, the only person from
> > Denmark to win the Nobel prize for Physics.
> >
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