how many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

- 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
- 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
- 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
- 1 to move it to the Lighting section
- 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
- 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
- 5 to flame the spell checkers
- 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
- 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
- 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
- 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
- 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
- 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
- 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
- 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
- 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
- 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
- 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
- 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
- 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
- 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
- 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.



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LOL, G_Force!!!



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I've put up might light bulb, guess what colour it was.

ROFL excellent G_force

LOL!

LOL - by the looks of things, more people should be helping the person putting in the light bulb rather than debating.

Look! He's being electrocuted! And what do you do? Discuss it.

lol

"- 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again."


*looks around*

yup

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The good thing about this forum is that you can have all these 179 different light bulb changes in one Vader.

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REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS

i don't need lightbulbs; i live in the dark.
and if i want more light for whatever reason -> i just set something on fire

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

lol



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lol zaz :D

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lmao, that is actually so true!



Sim

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"I'd love to know what goes on in that crazy head of yours sometimes, Sim..." - Locke Cole

ROFL!!

True and funny

lol but not true. How the hell could we all meet to put up a lightbulb...

...hmm well considering the fact ...hmm...ahhh....no...hmmm. :|

" 1 forum-lurker to start it again , six-months after...."

Oh you ******

Excellent, G-Force! 10 out of 10 claps!



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all those people changing it and then they think it doesn't work.

"Has anyone turned the switch on?"

"erm. No."

[Everyone realises their stupidity]

Lol.

179

enuff said

Not quite six months... *bump*

that would have been funny if it was 6 months. But it wasn't, so it's not funny.

you made me read it all again!