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Julie17f: Hi
Bloodninja: hello
Bloodninja: who is this?
Julie17f: just a someone?
Bloodninja: A someone I know?
Julie17f: nope
Bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
Julie17f: well sorrrrrry
Julie17f: I just wanted to chat with you
Bloodninja: why?
Julie17f: nevermind your an *******
Bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
Julie17f: yes?
Bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
Julie17f: paranoid?
Bloodninja: yes
Julie17f: of what?
Julie17f: me?
Bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.
Julie17f: LOL
Bloodninja: Don't ******* laugh at me!
Bloodninja: This **** is serious!
Julie17f: What are you hiding from?
Bloodninja: The cops.
Julie17f: gimme a ******* break
Bloodninja: I'm serious.
Julie17f: I don't get it
Bloodninja: The cops are after me.
Julie17f: For what?
Bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states
Julie17f: For???
Bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing.
Bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
Bloodninja: Hello?
Julie17f: You are ******* sick.
Bloodninja: Send me your picture.
Julie17f: why?
Bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.
Julie17f: One of what?
Bloodninja: The cops.
Julie17f: I'm not a cop i told you
Bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
Julie17f: hold on
Bloodninja: Hurry up.
Bloodninja: Are you there?
Bloodninja: **** you, cop!
Julie17f: Hey sorry
Julie17f: I had to do something for my mom.
Bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Bloodninja: Weren't you!?
Julie17f: thats not it
Bloodninja: Then what?
Julie17f: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Bloodninja: Most cops aren't
Julie17f: IM NOT A ******* COP YOU DICKHEAD!
Bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
Julie17f: fine. What's your e-mail?
Bloodninja: Just send it through here.
Julie17f: alright *PIC*
Julie17f: Did you get it?
Bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
Julie17f: That was me back in may
Julie17f: I've lost weight since then.
Bloodninja: I hope so
Julie17f: what?!?
Julie17f: that hurt my feelings.
Bloodninja: Did it?
Julie17f: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
Julie17f: yes
Bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
Julie17f: kks
Bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
Julie17f: this isn't you.
Bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
Julie17f: You don't look like that.
Bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
Julie17f: cause your profile has another picture.
Bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
Bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
Julie17f: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
Julie17f: Go **** yourself
Bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
Bloodninja: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.
Julie17f: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
Julie17f: You've done nothing but slam me.
Julie17f: you hurt me.
Bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
Julie17f: I thought you were bull****ting me!
Bloodninja: Why would I do that?
Julie17f: I can't believe that cops are after you
Bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
Julie17f: *** YOU!!!
Bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
Julie17f: You're a ******* *******.
Julie17f: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
Julie17f: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.
Julie17f: No you aren't
Bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.
Bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
Julie17f: I'm done with you
Bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.
Julie17f: I'm putting you on ignore
Bloodninja: Wait a sec
Bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
Bloodninja: Wanna start over?
Julie17f: No
Bloodninja: I'll eat your *****
Julie17f: You'll what?
Bloodninja: You heard me.
Bloodninja: I said I'd eat your *****.
Julie17f: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your *****?
Julie17f: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men.
Bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
Julie17f: Like what?
Bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
Julie17f: I don't know
Bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
Julie17f: I'm afraid to
Bloodninja: Why?
Julie17f: cause
Bloodninja: cause why?
Julie17f: well lets see
Julie17f: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat
me out
Julie17f: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Bloodninja: Nope
Julie17f: well its strange to me
Bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
Julie17f: I didn't say that
Bloodninja: So is that a yes?
Julie17f: I guess so.
Bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Bloodninja: Are you willing?
Julie17f: What do you need me to do?
Bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
Julie17f: ???
Bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Bloodninja: ok?
Bloodninja: Hello?
Julie17f: You can't be serious
Bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
Bloodninja: It's my fantasy.
Julie17f: this is retarded
Bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
Julie17f: Yes I want it.
Bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
Julie17f: sure
Bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
Bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against
them
Bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet *****.
Bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Julie17f: mmmm yeah
Bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
Julie17f: Har
Bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
Bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
Julie17f: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your ***** get more moist with every
stroke.
Bloodninja: I softly suck on your **** bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Julie17f: mmmmmm you are good
Bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Bloodninja: going limp
Julie17f: HARRRRRRR
Bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
Bloodninja: going limp
Julie17f: this is stupid
Bloodninja: ...still limp
Bloodninja: Do it!
Julie17f: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your *******.
Bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Bloodninja: I see **** nuggets hanging from the hair around your *******.
Julie17f: WTF?!?!?
Bloodninja: They stink really bad.
Julie17f: OMG STOP!!!
Bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
Julie17f: YOURE A ******* PYSCHO!!
Bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Bloodninja: And turn you into a ******* candy apple...
Bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
Julie17f: **** YOU *******!!
Bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
Bloodninja: ...going limp again.
Bloodninja: Hello?
Bloodninja: Say it!
Bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
haha i recieved this in an email from www.ernieshouseofwhoopass.com
i laughed so hard
Bloodninja: hello
Bloodninja: who is this?
Julie17f: just a someone?
Bloodninja: A someone I know?
Julie17f: nope
Bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
Julie17f: well sorrrrrry
Julie17f: I just wanted to chat with you
Bloodninja: why?
Julie17f: nevermind your an *******
Bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
Julie17f: yes?
Bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
Julie17f: paranoid?
Bloodninja: yes
Julie17f: of what?
Julie17f: me?
Bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.
Julie17f: LOL
Bloodninja: Don't ******* laugh at me!
Bloodninja: This **** is serious!
Julie17f: What are you hiding from?
Bloodninja: The cops.
Julie17f: gimme a ******* break
Bloodninja: I'm serious.
Julie17f: I don't get it
Bloodninja: The cops are after me.
Julie17f: For what?
Bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states
Julie17f: For???
Bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing.
Bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
Bloodninja: Hello?
Julie17f: You are ******* sick.
Bloodninja: Send me your picture.
Julie17f: why?
Bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.
Julie17f: One of what?
Bloodninja: The cops.
Julie17f: I'm not a cop i told you
Bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
Julie17f: hold on
Bloodninja: Hurry up.
Bloodninja: Are you there?
Bloodninja: **** you, cop!
Julie17f: Hey sorry
Julie17f: I had to do something for my mom.
Bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Bloodninja: Weren't you!?
Julie17f: thats not it
Bloodninja: Then what?
Julie17f: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Bloodninja: Most cops aren't
Julie17f: IM NOT A ******* COP YOU DICKHEAD!
Bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
Julie17f: fine. What's your e-mail?
Bloodninja: Just send it through here.
Julie17f: alright *PIC*
Julie17f: Did you get it?
Bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
Julie17f: That was me back in may
Julie17f: I've lost weight since then.
Bloodninja: I hope so
Julie17f: what?!?
Julie17f: that hurt my feelings.
Bloodninja: Did it?
Julie17f: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
Julie17f: yes
Bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
Julie17f: kks
Bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
Julie17f: this isn't you.
Bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
Julie17f: You don't look like that.
Bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
Julie17f: cause your profile has another picture.
Bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
Bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
Julie17f: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
Julie17f: Go **** yourself
Bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
Bloodninja: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.
Julie17f: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
Julie17f: You've done nothing but slam me.
Julie17f: you hurt me.
Bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
Julie17f: I thought you were bull****ting me!
Bloodninja: Why would I do that?
Julie17f: I can't believe that cops are after you
Bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
Julie17f: *** YOU!!!
Bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
Julie17f: You're a ******* *******.
Julie17f: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
Julie17f: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.
Julie17f: No you aren't
Bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.
Bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
Julie17f: I'm done with you
Bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.
Julie17f: I'm putting you on ignore
Bloodninja: Wait a sec
Bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
Bloodninja: Wanna start over?
Julie17f: No
Bloodninja: I'll eat your *****
Julie17f: You'll what?
Bloodninja: You heard me.
Bloodninja: I said I'd eat your *****.
Julie17f: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your *****?
Julie17f: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men.
Bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
Julie17f: Like what?
Bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
Julie17f: I don't know
Bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
Julie17f: I'm afraid to
Bloodninja: Why?
Julie17f: cause
Bloodninja: cause why?
Julie17f: well lets see
Julie17f: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat
me out
Julie17f: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Bloodninja: Nope
Julie17f: well its strange to me
Bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
Julie17f: I didn't say that
Bloodninja: So is that a yes?
Julie17f: I guess so.
Bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Bloodninja: Are you willing?
Julie17f: What do you need me to do?
Bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
Julie17f: ???
Bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Bloodninja: ok?
Bloodninja: Hello?
Julie17f: You can't be serious
Bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
Bloodninja: It's my fantasy.
Julie17f: this is retarded
Bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
Julie17f: Yes I want it.
Bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
Julie17f: sure
Bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
Bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against
them
Bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet *****.
Bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Julie17f: mmmm yeah
Bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
Julie17f: Har
Bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
Bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
Julie17f: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your ***** get more moist with every
stroke.
Bloodninja: I softly suck on your **** bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Julie17f: mmmmmm you are good
Bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Bloodninja: going limp
Julie17f: HARRRRRRR
Bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
Bloodninja: going limp
Julie17f: this is stupid
Bloodninja: ...still limp
Bloodninja: Do it!
Julie17f: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your *******.
Bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Bloodninja: I see **** nuggets hanging from the hair around your *******.
Julie17f: WTF?!?!?
Bloodninja: They stink really bad.
Julie17f: OMG STOP!!!
Bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
Julie17f: YOURE A ******* PYSCHO!!
Bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Bloodninja: And turn you into a ******* candy apple...
Bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
Julie17f: **** YOU *******!!
Bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
Bloodninja: ...going limp again.
Bloodninja: Hello?
Bloodninja: Say it!
Bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
haha i recieved this in an email from www.ernieshouseofwhoopass.com
i laughed so hard
delete!
Come on just because Ellis is away doesn't mean you can post this crap
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'That was a major, major sausage.' - Barry Sheene
Come on just because Ellis is away doesn't mean you can post this crap
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'That was a major, major sausage.' - Barry Sheene
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"Treat others with respect and you too will be respected." Oac - ed'c dnia - E ys yldiymmo drec cyt.
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"Treat others with respect and you too will be respected." Oac - ed'c dnia - E ys yldiymmo drec cyt.
Casper this is gpgames forum, soon we might be on about cheese on toast in this thread knowing us :P
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Man, I'd really like some cheese on toast now that you've mentioned it. Melted with a bit of onion and tomato on it. The best kind!
how about with some tomato sauce under the cheese? hmmmm
Ahhh fooooooood! doool. Vader will pop up in a minute with a rad recipe!
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'That was a major, major sausage.' - Barry Sheene
*gets ready to write it down*
was anybody else turned on by that story? jon told me he was :|
Sim
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"I'd love to know what goes on in that crazy head of yours sometimes, Sim..." - Locke Cole
WTF :|
Post Edited (06-16-03 17:13)
Post Edited (06-16-03 17:13)
lol this is funny :D
Marc
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Did they married in the end???? 
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just to let you know
cheese on toast with worcster sauce is the best
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cheese on toast with worcster sauce is the best
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