Official FBI thread 2003

Okay, you asked for, you got it (actuallly I have asked you, but hey, who is the immortal Demon here, so shut up!)

The FBI needs your help so fill in the form and/or add new things to it. I'll start:


name: Vader
age: in mortal years 32
location: Netherworlds (or Hameln, Germany)
sex: male (please no answers like "yes please", we had that a million times before)
occupation: Lord Master of the Netherworlds (or teacher trainee at a secondary school for English and philosophy)
favourite game/game series: GPx
favourite F1 team: McLaren Mercedes
favourite driver: currently Kimi Räikkönen
favourite book: The Third Policemen by Flann O'Brien
currently reading Thief of Time (by Terry Pratchett)
favourite movie: UHF (by Weird Al Yankovic, out on DVD now, it's a must) and LOTR I
favourite food: currently chicken tandoori style
favourite band: Type O Negative
favourite song: currently To Crawl Under One's Skin (by Neurosis)
first band you have seen live: KISS
favourite non computer hobby: making music (homerecording), cooking
favourite pet: guinea pigs (really)
3 things in your fridge: buffalo mozarella, king prawns, the rest of a homemade lasagna
favourite colour: black
favourite word: sesquipedalian
motto: no hope=no fear

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REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS

name: mortalwombat
age: far too old to be hangin' around here
location: Melbourne Australia
sex: male
occupation: Wombat Master, retired photographer
favourite game/game series: GPx MOHAA RF RTCW
favourite F1 team: Ferrari/Minardi
favourite driver: none, they are all good
favourite book: The Celestine Phrophesy
currently reading: The Djinn by Graham Masterton
favourite movie: right now The Guru
favourite food: beef ribs on the bbq, curry in a hurry, anything with chilli
favourite band: too many
favourite song: again too many
first band I have seen live: can't remember....dammit
favourite non computer hobby: bike riding, bbq's, sambucca and coke
favourite pet: Gusto my kelpie shepherd cross bitch 6 years old
3 things in my fridge: beef ribs, greek style yoghurt, Gusto's tea
favourite colour: purple
favourite word: me me me me
motto: eats roots and leaves

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name: Cai
age: 16
location: London, UK
sex: Yes please (I'm nicking the @!#$ jokes Vader ) oh, erm Male.
occupation: College student, part-time Formula 1 journalist.
favourite game/game series: Pro Evolution Soccer
favourite F1 team: McLaren Mercedes
favourite driver: Jenson Button
favourite book: Of Mice and Men, John Steinbeck(tho currently being forced to read 'The Handmaid's Tale, Margaret Atwood)
favourite movie: Memento
favourite food: Tuna Neopolitana (or just Tuna Pasta Bake)
favourite bands: Jamiroquai and Weather Report
favourite songs: Teen Town, River People, Canned Heat and Whatever it is I just can't stop.
first band you have seen live: Can't remember. Not that I've seen loads, just a bad memory (and selective ).
favourite non computer hobby: Playing the bass, writing, playing footie.
favourite pet: Dog
3 things in your fridge: A Starburst yoghurt, 4 pts Semi Skimmed Milk, Very Strong cheese.
favourite colour: Green
favourite word: Onomatopoeia (also cos I can spell it )
motto: Who knows, but more importantly, who cares.



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name: Zcott
age: 21 today! Hurrah!
location: Belfast, Ireland
sex: m.
occupation: music student / piano teacher
favourite game/game series: Currently MS Flight Simulator 2002
favourite F1 team: Renault / Jordan
favourite driver: Button.
favourite book: "On The Road", Jack Kerouac, "L'Etranger", Albert Camus.
favourite movie: Don't really have one, to be honest!
favourite food: Italian!
favourite bands: Return To Forever / Weather Report
favourite songs: Teen Town, The Endless Night (Live), Spain
first band you have seen live: Taste. I was 4, yeah!
favourite non computer hobby: Improvising at the piano.
favourite pet: NONE.
3 things in your fridge: Yop. Salted Scottish butter. Mayonnaise.
favourite colour: Black
favourite word: "pianosolo"!
motto: .

name: Chris
age: in mortal years 19
location: London, UK
sex: male
occupation: Student@Swansea University. Studying Egyptology with Anthropology
favourite game/game series: GPx
favourite F1 team: BAR Honda
favourite driver: Jacques Villeneuve
favourite book: Generation X - Douglas Coupland
currently reading No Logo - Naomi Klein (ugh!!)
favourite movie: The Shining, Aladin (Disney), A fist full of Dollars
favourite food: ooooh, chips and lasagne
favourite band: Manic Street Preachers / U2 (90s u2)
favourite song: Zooropa
first band you have seen live: Supergrass
favourite non computer hobby: getting completely laggered / plastered / wrecked.
favourite pet: cats
3 things in your fridge: pasta salad, coca cola and orange juice
favourite colour: red
favourite word: sheepfold
motto: mofo (but not here!)



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She says brief things, her love’s a pony
My love’s subliminal

name: |< |_| D 0 Z
age: 16
location: Glasgow, yes, the one in Scotland
sex: male
occupation: 5th year Sec. school
favourite game/game series: GPx, Team Apache
favourite F1 team: McLaren
favourite driver: Kimi Raikkonen
favourite book: Cry, The Beloved Country by John Paton
favourite movie: Full Metal Jacket
favourite food: Chicken Tikka Masala
favourite band: Foo Fighters/Feeder/3 Doors Down/Good Charlotte
favourite song: Kryptonite
first band you have seen live: hmm, lemme count which ones.......
favourite non computer hobby: sleeping, Xbox, baseball
favourite pet: dogs
3 things in your fridge: Iced tea, orange juice, milk
favourite colour: red
favourite word: diddums
motto: "At first you don't succeed, blame the teacher"

name: Chris (funny that)
age: 16
location: Hampshiiiire
sex: yes please (hihihihi its so funny) , male
postition: any
occupation: student .i.e. getting pissed
fav. game/series: Colin mcrae :D
fav. F1 team: Arrows
fav. driver: Heidfeld
fav. book: Early Learning Centre's: "1 to 3 and ABC"
fav. movie: Austin Powers
fav. food: Kebabs (only from germany, not the english ones)
fav. band: Feeder, goldfinger, Electric 6!!
first band seen live: A + golfinger (sadly only one ive been to yet)
favourite non computer hobby: go-karting, skiing, luge :D
fav. pet: wabbit :P
3 things in your fridge: Pizza sauce, yogurts and rotting corpses
fav. colour: turquise
fav. word: poo
motto: Dont drink and drive, smoke and fly .... and...

Sex is evil,
Evil is a sin,
Sins are forgivven
So get stuck in





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name: Dave Ellis
age: 18
location: Dundee, Scotland
sex: male
occupation: McDonalds worker, Students
favourite game/game series: GPx/Ghost Recon/The getaway
favourite F1 team: McLaren Mercedes
favourite driver: currently Kimi Räikkönen
favourite book: dont like books
currently reading: none
favourite movie: The Jackass Movie/ Bad Boys
favourite food: duno :S
favourite band: cKy/Lost Prophets/HIM
favourite song: 96 Quite Bitter Beings (byc Ky)
first band you have seen live: Fallen To
favourite non computer hobby: music
favourite pet: dog
3 things in your fridge: milk, butter, and eggs :P
favourite colour: black
favourite word: antidisastablishmentariamism
motto: lifes a bitch, and so am i




Racing Is Life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting
Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the dead back to life, but he can't do shît for low fps

name:Maverick
age:30
location:Holland
sex:M
occupation:Computer engineer
favourite game/game series:Gpx, MoHAA, GPL
favourite F1 team:Williams
favourite driver:Mansell
favourite book:Lord of the flies
currently reading:none
favourite movie:Shawshank Redemption
favourite food:Greek
favourite band:None really
favourite song:The Piano Man
first band you have seen live:Dire Straits
favourite non computer hobby:See point four
favourite pet:No pets in my house!!!!
3 things in your fridge:Pizza, Beer and Mayonaise
favourite colour:Red
favourite word:Pregnant (She is at the moment!!!!!!)
motto:Always look on the bright side of life

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As of now the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off -untill further notice- The Management.

name: Alex
age: 16
location: Stratford-upon-Avon
sex: Male
occupation: Student, and work in the TiC
favourite game: Grand Prix Legends
favourite F1 team: Scuderia Ferrari
favourite driver: Michael Schumacher
favourite book: The Lord Of The Rings trilogy
favourite movie: The Lord Of The Rings trilogy
favourite food: Chicken done in any way
favourite band: U2, Genesis, Nickelback, Elvis
favourite song: Currently Bhangra Knights by Husan
first band you have seen live: My friend's band, Blue Litmus
favourite non computer hobby: Karting
favourite pet: Never had one, so don't really know
3 things in your fridge: Off the top of my head - Grape juice, Rice Milk, Chicken legs
favourite colour: Electric Blue
favourite word: Caradhras (Misty Mountains, from TLOTR)
motto: Not mine, but I like this epigram from Joe Orton: Surely we're all mad people, and those whom we think are, are not.



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name: Mike Halpin
age: 16
location: Sydney, Australia
(this is where i give up making each one bold, i can't be bothered, sorry :P)
sex: male
occupation: Woolworths checkout chick (:S) but currently unemployed thanks to a shoulder which has rendered me in a sling
favourite game/game series: The Command & Conquer games, (weird i know)
favourite F1 team: McLaren Mercedes
favourite driver: Of all time, Jack Brabham, cos I read so much about him, currently, Raikonnen
favourite book: The Final Test (Old school book, like 1950's i think, left me overwhelmed and mixed up for about a month later, I seriously suggest you get it if you can, its only short)
currently reading: 1984
favourite movie: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
favourite food: Lasagne
favourite band: Foo Fighters
favourite song: Learn to fly - foo's
first band you have seen live: The Living End
favourite non computer hobby: Cricket
favourite pet: My dog ben, i love that lil guy
3 things in your fridge: ummm vegemite, tonight's chinese leftovers and butter
favourite colour: Green
favourite word: Chill
motto: Don't live life by Motto's (hows that for a paradox? :-P)




Cool idea, how bout to keep things spicy each new entry adds a question thingy, and carries on all the other new questions - meaning you'll have to cut and paste the very last person's... I'll start -

Choice of X-Box, PS2 or Gamecube : Gamecube

name: Sim
age: 16
location: Tamuff, Brum, England
sex: male
occupation: A/S Level Student
favourite game/game series: GPx
favourite F1 team: Jaguar Racing
favourite driver: Mark Webber atm, all time Damon Hill
favourite book: dunno
currently reading: Murray Walker, Unless I'm Very Much Mistaken
favourite movie: American Pie 1 or 2
favourite food: Egg Custards
favourite band: Feeder/Lostprophets
favourite song: currently Just The Way I'm Feeling
first band you have seen live: N/A :'
favourite non computer hobby: Football
favourite pet: Hamster
3 things in your fridge: Mars Bars, Selection of Cheeses and bottled water
favourite colour: British Racing Green
favourite word: F*ck
motto: @!#$ Happens

:' Oh well

I was just getting to that part

Choice of X-Box, PS2 or Gamecube: PS2
Fave TV show: Friends

name: Neil "Glyn" Stratton
age: 126 dog years (18 human years)
location: Derbyshire, England
sex: i think im male, hang on, ill just check. yes, male
occupation: Student in a grey building, made out of breeze blocks
favourite game/game series: GPx
favourite F1 team: Jordan
favourite driver: Currently Jenson Button and many others
favourite book: Book? We have books in the world? Well-I-Never!
currently reading PC Gamer Jan 2003
favourite movie: Erm, not sure. keeps changing
favourite food: Spaghetti bolo
favourite band: Green Day
favourite song: Erm...
first band you have seen live: Not been there yet
favourite non computer hobby: Mountain biking
favourite pet: Giant panda
3 things in your fridge: Cheese (from the moon), Lamb (made of wool), Gingerbread (taken from Santa)
favourite colour: Blue
favourite word: DOH!
motto: Dunno really. Ill come back to this one

name: Morbid
age: I am beyond time (this incarnation will be 27 of your years in 6 weeks or so).
location: smell the sulphur and brimstone (or for now: Copenhagen, Denmark)
sex: male
occupation: I study history and philosophy @ Uni.
favourite game type: simulations and strategy. An avid fan of GPx, Red baron 3d and Combat mission.
favourite F1 team: Dunno. I really would like to see Minardi leave the arse-end of F1. And I suppose any team that beats Ferrari...
favourite driver: currently JPM. Got to love that uncompromising aggressiveness and no bullshit attitude.
favourite book: atm - Animal Farm, by Georg Orwell.
currently reading: Thousands... Exams are 3 days away!
favourite movie: I really would like to see "Ivanhoe" featuring Sam Neil right now...
favourite food: Chili, curry and other hot spices in no specific order.
favourite band: Emperor.
favourite song: atm, Summer Breeze+Set me on fire and Black No. 1, by Type O Negative.
first band you have seen live: The first I remember is (don't laugh) Vader.
favourite non computer hobby: Sitting in a dark room listening to music, games of almost any kind, cooking and spending time with one good friend (I am not exactly gregarious by nature).
favourite pet: Cats in general or more specific my spider (I certainly don't pet it).
3 things in your fridge: Chicken legs, raw codfish liver and Worchestershire sauce.
favourite colour: black or a rich deep purple.
favourite word: MAM!
motto: several, like: "Man skal være defekt for a være perfekt", "Hellere gal end normal" eller "Den højeste form for dovenskab er at gøre det rigtigt første gang". The rhythm and rhyme gets lost in the translation, but here it is anyway: "One has to be deficient to be perfect", "Rather be insane than normal" or "The highest form of sloth is to do it right the first time".
Choice of X-Box, PS2 or Gamecube: NEVER!
Fave TV show: I detest TV, but I luv The Simpsons.

NEW!
Favourite footwear: My good old pair of old civic defense force security boots.

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It's only after we've lost everything, that we are free to do anything.

Choice of X-Box, PS2 or Gamecube: What, no PC? okay okay, my Xbox.............waiting for a lecture from a console fanboy

name: bazza
age: 18
location: Glasgow, Scotland
sex: male
occupation: Student
favourite game/game series: MOH:AA, GPL, GPx
favourite F1 team: McLaren Mercedes
favourite driver: David Coulthard
favourite book: I don't really read but I last read Tis by Frank McCourt
favourite movie: Fast and The Furious
favourite food:
favourite band: Probably Ash or REM, or RHCP, but I listen to a big mix
favourite song: currently Empty at the End - Electric Soft Parade
first band you have seen live: Oasis
favourite non computer hobby: playing Bagpipes
favourite pet: dog
3 things in your fridge: beer, pizza, milk
favourite colour: dark blue
favourite word: man
motto: Keep it chilled, don't stress

Baz

Obviously I dont eat, lol

Favourite food: Crispy beef

Baz

name: bigears
age: 19 years
location: Bristol, Great Britain
sex: male
occupation: An university student and a part time worker at McDonalds
favourite game/game series: GPx
favourite F1 team: Williams BMW
favourite driver: currently Jenson Button
favourite book: Any Bill Bryson book really
currently reading Flat out Flat Broke by Perry McCarthy
favourite movie: The Great Escape (Steve McQueen)
favourite food: Cottage pie
favourite band: RHCP
favourite song: Californication
first band you have seen live: Never seen a band live
favourite non computer hobby: Taking photographs and playing football
favourite pet: Cats
3 things in your fridge:Out of date Cornish pasty, a 3 litre bottle of flat cider and mayo.
favourite colour: red
favourite word: no particular word
motto: I think of one or I nick a well known motto instead



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