or this one
bloke walks into a pub and has a orange for head
he asks the barman for a pint and he duly pours the drink and says to the customer " sorry to be rude but i cannot help buit notice that you have a orange for a head, how did that come about?"
" well " says the customer, " i was walking down the beach the other day and found a bottle, when i opened it a genie appeared and granted me 3 wishes"
the barman asks " what did you wish for?"
" well " says the customer " my first wish was that i'm a millonaire & pooff!!! i am rich"
" and the second wish" asks the barman
" well the second wish was that i met a beautiful woman who fell madly in love with at first sight, it by god that happend too"
" so what was your 3rd wish then?" asks the barman
and the customer replies " well i wished i had an orange for a head"
now if you don't get that joke then its probably coz your not pissed, beleive me when i tell you that youy'll get a barrel full of laughs when in a pub at the end of a evening and everyones well lathered
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