Perfect day ;-)
Posted by mortal
Perfect day for a woman: 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses. 8:30 Weigh 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday. 8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants. 9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil. 10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer. 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out. 12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe. 12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs. 1:00 Shopping with friends. 3:00 Nap. 4:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret admirer. 4:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage. 5:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror. 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing. 10:00 Hot shower. Alone. 10:30 Make love. 11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling. 11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.
Perfect Day for a Man: 6:00 Alarm. 6:15 Blowjob. 6:30 Massive dump while
reading the sports section. 7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and
coffee. 7:30 Limo arrives. 7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport. 8:15
Private jet to Augusta, Georgia. 9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
9:45 Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par. 11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen
oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens. 12:15 Blowjob. 12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par. 2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis. 2:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap. 3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew. 4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs. 5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel 7:00 Watch CNN Newsflash. Bush and Gore both concede, Greenspan accepts position. 7:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20 Oz. New York strip. 9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar. 10:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs. 11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi. 11:45 Go to bed. 11:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room. Laugh yourself to sleep.
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Perfect Day for a Man: 6:00 Alarm. 6:15 Blowjob. 6:30 Massive dump while
reading the sports section. 7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and
coffee. 7:30 Limo arrives. 7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport. 8:15
Private jet to Augusta, Georgia. 9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
9:45 Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par. 11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen
oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens. 12:15 Blowjob. 12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par. 2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis. 2:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap. 3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew. 4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs. 5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel 7:00 Watch CNN Newsflash. Bush and Gore both concede, Greenspan accepts position. 7:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20 Oz. New York strip. 9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar. 10:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs. 11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi. 11:45 Go to bed. 11:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room. Laugh yourself to sleep.
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(Why no blowjob in the afternoon?)
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
(Why no blowjob in the afternoon?)
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
LOL!! Simply brilliant!!
Racing Is Life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting
Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the dead back to life, but he can't do shît for low fps
Racing Is Life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting
Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the dead back to life, but he can't do shît for low fps
LOL
LOL!
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LAMO!!!!
Im still giggling now :D
I like the bit about the fart - oh so true
Im still giggling now :D
I like the bit about the fart - oh so true
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