10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give
them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate
your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few
days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it.
Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't belong.''
9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your
roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and
look at the floor on the empty side of the room with
concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger
every day. Look at it and say, ''The hair, it's
growing. Growing!''
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While
you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter,
''Soon, soon....''
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side
of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the
room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, ''I've got an important message
for you.'' Then pretend to faint. When you recover,
say you can't remember what the message was. Later on,
say, ''Oh, yeah, I remember!'' Pretend to faint again.
Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the
ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the
floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the
floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate
gets rid of it, and then say, ''Hey, where the heck is
my sandwich!?'' Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, ''Hooray!
You're back!'' as loud as you can and dance around the
room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at
your watch and saying, ''Shouldn't you be going
somewhere?''
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden,
act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it.
Refuse to clean it up, explaining, ''No, I want to
watch them suffer.'''
lol
Marc-=-=-=-=-