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RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE

G'day all..

In an act of direct defiance...heya! what a cool thread

Hola Borg!
Mates please join this thread all of you LOL

YAY, go borgy :P

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Why did the astronaught cross the road?

He saw Starbucks on the other side


Haha - just made that up

Oh dear

Here's one I made up earlier this year ( I'm proud of it)

Why did James Bond go to the theatre?..........Thespianage!!!


hahaha.



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She says brief things, her love’s a pony
My love’s subliminal

Mine is worst of all:

Dad how far is America?
Shut up kid and swim!

Here bout the guy who wanted to swim to America?

He got half way and got too tired so went swam back




Racing Is Life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting
Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the dead back to life, but he can't do shît for low fps

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Arf!




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rofl you lot i cant keep you out of anywhere can I !!!!!!
thnks for dropping into this thread though :O)

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE

Because your resistance is futile!

LOL guys, i made up one but its probably been made up before:

What do you call a horny skeleton?

A boner!

haha, dont ask how i got on the topic of horny skeletons....

Here bout the guy who wanted to swim to America?

He got half way and got too tired so went swam back

ROFLMAO!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cos it was dead.
Why did the kuala bear fall out of the tree? cos it was stapled to the monkey.
Why did the squirrel jump out of the tree? He thought it was a cult!

LOL



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She says brief things, her love’s a pony
My love’s subliminal

G'day all..

I've never made up a joke, well none I wish to repeat, but my Geogrpahy teacher (!!!!) made up this joke...

Why did the plane crash?
Cos it was being flown by an arab

Of all people, it was my geo teacher. And yes, he's a facist, biggot etc etc.

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cos it was dead.
Why did the kuala bear fall out of the tree? cos it was stapled to the monkey.
Why did the squirrel jump out of the tree? He thought it was a cult!"

LMAO!!!!!

Thats great!




Racing Is Life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting
Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the dead back to life, but he can't do shît for low fps

well my computing teacher said this, it's not really a joke just a really great one-liner:

"All the people in parliament are gay, you can't be an M.P. until you've been b.m.'d"

I just thought that was hilarious