Some Things That Men Wish Women Knew
Posted by Glyn
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down; or preferably, put it back up when finished.
3. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
4. Sunday = Sports.
5. Anything you wear is fine, really.
6. Women wearing Wonder bras and low cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
7. You have too many shoes & plenty of clothes.
8. Crying is not the answer. Crying is blackmail.
9. We're not mind-readers. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
10. Mark anniversaries & birthdays on a calendar.
11. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult that peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
12. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers.
13. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
14. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
15. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
16. If you don't dress like the Victoria Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
17. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, then we meant the other one.
18. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
19. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to appear.
20. You can either ask us to do something OR tell how you want it done - not both.
21. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
22. What's the point in having 200 Channels if you cant watch them all?
23. Yes that $5000 stereo in the car is necessary
24. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.
25. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
26. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you do not want to hear.
27. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun
formation and monster trucks.
28. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
29. Your Ex boyfriend is an idiot your brother is an idiot and your dad probably is too.
30. No your mom Cannot be our best friend
31. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
32. Check your oil.
33. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
34. No, it does not matter which quiz.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever
you have to say during commercials.
36. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings.
Peach is a fruit, not a color.
37. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
38. If it itches, it will be scratched.
39. Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
40. If it is OUR house, I do not understand why MY stuff gets thrown in the closet/attic/basement.
41. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not
proof of how little we care about you.
42. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
43. If we hear from an old girlfriend, we will briefly fantasize about having sex with her. But do not worry; the fantasy includes you AND her, together.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down; or preferably, put it back up when finished.
3. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
4. Sunday = Sports.
5. Anything you wear is fine, really.
6. Women wearing Wonder bras and low cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
7. You have too many shoes & plenty of clothes.
8. Crying is not the answer. Crying is blackmail.
9. We're not mind-readers. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
10. Mark anniversaries & birthdays on a calendar.
11. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult that peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
12. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers.
13. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
14. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
15. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
16. If you don't dress like the Victoria Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
17. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, then we meant the other one.
18. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
19. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to appear.
20. You can either ask us to do something OR tell how you want it done - not both.
21. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
22. What's the point in having 200 Channels if you cant watch them all?
23. Yes that $5000 stereo in the car is necessary
24. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.
25. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
26. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you do not want to hear.
27. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun
formation and monster trucks.
28. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
29. Your Ex boyfriend is an idiot your brother is an idiot and your dad probably is too.
30. No your mom Cannot be our best friend
31. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
32. Check your oil.
33. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
34. No, it does not matter which quiz.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever
you have to say during commercials.
36. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings.
Peach is a fruit, not a color.
37. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
38. If it itches, it will be scratched.
39. Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
40. If it is OUR house, I do not understand why MY stuff gets thrown in the closet/attic/basement.
41. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not
proof of how little we care about you.
42. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
43. If we hear from an old girlfriend, we will briefly fantasize about having sex with her. But do not worry; the fantasy includes you AND her, together.
lol, theyre all true 
"11. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult that peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes"
ROFL!!
"11. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult that peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes"
ROFL!!
19. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to appear.
That's the best!!!!! :-DDDDDDDD
That's the best!!!!! :-DDDDDDDD
LOL these are great
Racing Is Life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting
Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the dead back to life, but he can't do shît for low fps
Racing Is Life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting
Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the dead back to life, but he can't do shît for low fps
LOL cheers for posting them!
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"36. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings"
LMAO!!!!!!
Im putting that in with the windows ones i have
Racing Is Life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting
Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the dead back to life, but he can't do shît for low fps
LMAO!!!!!!
Im putting that in with the windows ones i have
Racing Is Life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting
Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the dead back to life, but he can't do shît for low fps
ROFLMAO
there all funny :D
there all funny :D
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