Do you know this man?????

LAST SEEN RUNNING FROM THE WOODS AND ACROSS THE TRACK OF HOCKHENHEIM HE WAS PICKED UP ON CAMERA BY THE MCLAREN CAR NO.3 IN MID FLIGHT, ANY INFO PLEASE CONTACT GERMAN OFFICALS

erm, wtf

im calling them now

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It is Captain Ahab, the one who lost part of his leg to Moby Dick, the white whale.

Did I say white whale? Did you know that the tongue of the blue whale is as heavy as a full grown African elephant and its heart as big as a VW Beetle?

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REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS

erm, huh?

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His missing leg is only lead police have..........
A Mclaren spokes person gave this speech...

"after shifting through the wreckage of D.Coulthards latest crash we found a componant not assoicated with the car, after closer inspection we found it to be a limb, with David running away from the angry Mclaren michanics AGAIN we can be sure it was not his and with the camera shot recovered from the black box flight recorder which was in the nose of the Mclaren we can deduce it is that of the mistery man seen running from the woods"

does any one know the number for 999?

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maybe it's an arrows man? rumour has it that it's costing Tom an arm and a leg for those cosworth's

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LOL that's awful, mortal. Still, your a mere mortal, you can't help it.



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She says brief things, her love’s a pony
My love’s subliminal

Jesus, you don't have a leg to stand on with that pun..

Part of a new drink/driving campaign?
ie you shouldn't be legless!

I bet he's hopping mad about your driving m8!

(Just let me know when to stop!)

Let me think of another one, nope, I'm feeling a little 'stump'-ed now..

I'd better stop now for sure, definately time to peg it back..

I guess the 'Boot's on the other Schumacher now', or something..

I really should do something else during my lunch break, but I just can't leg it go..

LOL

ure so crazzzzzy :P

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Stop making these jokes, they are ilLEGal

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REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS

Trevor, those are some terrible puns....(I would say 'the type I'd say when I'm legless' - but you've already used that)



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She says brief things, her love’s a pony
My love’s subliminal

A man running accross the track at Hockenhiem? Well I never....




Racing Is Life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting
Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the dead back to life, but he can't do shît for low fps

Wasnt he an Elf in Lord of the Rings? Legolas? LOL

Uh Oh, here come the Elf puns now!

Elf and Safety and all that!




May The DownForce Be With You!