This is a great idea for a thread.
However, the temptation to not take it seriously is alas too great...!
My vote would go to Derren Brown. Nobody would ever disagree with his rulings, because nobody ever could. And, he used to barely-transparent cover-ups for dodgy tricks, so he should feel right at home in the FIA headquarters.
Aside from him, surely Boris Johnson deserves a shot at it. He's dangerously under-qualified and spectacularly incompetent, but it'd be a laugh, wouldn't it?
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