F1 manual: thirteen ways to spray victory champagne
Posted by danm
Taken from GridCrasher...lol!
There’s more than one way to handle your podium bubbly
1. THE PEARL NECKLACE
Locate a fellow driver and simply “spaff” your Moet all over his neck and chest. As demonstrated here by Heinz-Harald Frentzen on an ecstatic Eddie Irvine.
More below:
2. THE “SCHUMI”(aka THE BULLY)
Stand with legs slightly apart and spray your inferior compatriot as if he was no better than a wretched dog. Accompany with a sadistic, maniacal grin.
3. DOWN THE HATCH
Easy: just pour the champagne directly into winning driver’s mouth. For a twist on this timeless classic, the third driver may also soak the pourer’s hat (see Mika Hakkinen, above).
4. CROSSING THE STREAMS
Fun for both drivers. Hmm, have you noticed that Michael Schumacher seems to be in most of these pics?
5. THE ORGY
Indiscriminate carnage - no one is safe. Champagne everywhere, in every hole. A veritable blizzard of bubbly.
6. THE MARKSMAN
Mansell on Schumi (again!). Don’t try this at home. It takes several years of practice.
7. THE NO-LOOK POUR
If you don’t want champagne in your eyes, this one’s for you. As demonstrated by Jean Todt on - who else? - Schumi.
8. THE DREGS
After you’ve had all the fun, pour the remnants on the riff-raff below. Both satisfying and patronising.
9. THE MEXICAN STANDOFF
Much like the Reservoir Dogs final shootout, only with champagne. Everyone gets a piece of the action.
10. SNEAK ATTACK
Does exactly what it says on the bottle.
11. TWO-ON-ONE
The second- and third-placed drivers “crown” the winner. Can include undertones of resentment, and jealousy that your rival is in a faster car.
12. THE GAY HUSSAR
Wear your hat at a jaunty angle, place thumb over opening to bottle and away you go.
13. THE NINJA SNEAK ATTACK
Whilst your opponent is performing a sneak attack (see No.10), perform your own sneak attack. Deadly.
Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it
There’s more than one way to handle your podium bubbly
1. THE PEARL NECKLACE
Locate a fellow driver and simply “spaff” your Moet all over his neck and chest. As demonstrated here by Heinz-Harald Frentzen on an ecstatic Eddie Irvine.
More below:
2. THE “SCHUMI”(aka THE BULLY)
Stand with legs slightly apart and spray your inferior compatriot as if he was no better than a wretched dog. Accompany with a sadistic, maniacal grin.
3. DOWN THE HATCH
Easy: just pour the champagne directly into winning driver’s mouth. For a twist on this timeless classic, the third driver may also soak the pourer’s hat (see Mika Hakkinen, above).
4. CROSSING THE STREAMS
Fun for both drivers. Hmm, have you noticed that Michael Schumacher seems to be in most of these pics?
5. THE ORGY
Indiscriminate carnage - no one is safe. Champagne everywhere, in every hole. A veritable blizzard of bubbly.
6. THE MARKSMAN
Mansell on Schumi (again!). Don’t try this at home. It takes several years of practice.
7. THE NO-LOOK POUR
If you don’t want champagne in your eyes, this one’s for you. As demonstrated by Jean Todt on - who else? - Schumi.
8. THE DREGS
After you’ve had all the fun, pour the remnants on the riff-raff below. Both satisfying and patronising.
9. THE MEXICAN STANDOFF
Much like the Reservoir Dogs final shootout, only with champagne. Everyone gets a piece of the action.
10. SNEAK ATTACK
Does exactly what it says on the bottle.
11. TWO-ON-ONE
The second- and third-placed drivers “crown” the winner. Can include undertones of resentment, and jealousy that your rival is in a faster car.
12. THE GAY HUSSAR
Wear your hat at a jaunty angle, place thumb over opening to bottle and away you go.
13. THE NINJA SNEAK ATTACK
Whilst your opponent is performing a sneak attack (see No.10), perform your own sneak attack. Deadly.
Brilliant, loved the captions. 
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lol they're great!
+1 for this thread - great captions
Very nice captions.
Maid me laugh all the way jeje.
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Awesome, excellent stuff!
Missed The Ground Attack (try to give the bottle to your team down below).
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Some say... he's even smaller than 20kb.
And some say... he's so offensive he could get you into trouble...
The only thing we know is that he's called...
THE SIG
Felipe Massa, World Champion 15:34:11pm- 15:34:21pm.
Missed The Ground Attack (try to give the bottle to your team down below).
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Some say... he's even smaller than 20kb.
And some say... he's so offensive he could get you into trouble...
The only thing we know is that he's called...
THE SIG
Felipe Massa, World Champion 15:34:11pm- 15:34:21pm.
Good one
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That was Freaken Gold!!!
The Thunder from Downunder
Dont have a caption but this one made me laugh:
Caption for that one could be
"The Hug Stopper"
The Thunder from Downunder
"The Hug Stopper"
14. FROM THE HIP
Only for the boldest of champagne sprayers; hold your opponent firmly in place and energetically blast him one handed.
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Craigo Wrote:
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In ze belly!
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> 14. FROM THE HIP
> Only for the boldest of champagne sprayers; hold
> your opponent firmly in place and energetically
> blast him one handed.
That one looks wrong the most
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In ze belly!
Fincent Wrote:
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> 14. FROM THE HIP
> Only for the boldest of champagne sprayers; hold
> your opponent firmly in place and energetically
> blast him one handed.
That one looks wrong the most
15. The VIP treatment, as shown by Kimi
16. The geyser
And of course, 17. the drunkie
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18. "Keeping the Yeti Away" spray
19. The Lower Body Blast
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