SECRET F1 RULES NOT REVEALED
Posted by LS.
Following the revelation in the European Grand Prix that cars may now be pushed back onto the track if they spin off during a race, the FIA has been forced to admit that there are many more secret rules which have yet to come to light. 'Yes, we made a lot of rule changes for this season,' admitted one F1 insider. 'But if we tried to explain them all to the teams and drivers it would be rather like trying to teach your family the rules to a new board game at Christmas. Everyone gets a bit bored, no one really understands and by the time you've finished everyone's stuffed full of Terry's Chocolate Orange and sherry and in no mood to play. So, we decided the simplest thing would be to keep the new rules under wraps until such a time as Ferrari needs them.'
There are unconfirmed reports that in light of this news, many F1 teams will now appear at each race with new and previously illegal tactics, hoping to provoke a previously unseen rule change which will allow them to get away with it. 'I don't think that's strictly true,' said one Williams engineer. 'You haven't got any turbos on you, have you?' he added mysteriously.
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There are unconfirmed reports that in light of this news, many F1 teams will now appear at each race with new and previously illegal tactics, hoping to provoke a previously unseen rule change which will allow them to get away with it. 'I don't think that's strictly true,' said one Williams engineer. 'You haven't got any turbos on you, have you?' he added mysteriously.
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© 2003. Sniff Petrol
Post Edited (02-14-04 19:19)
LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
LOL yeah I remember that DC commemorative plate from sniffpetrol.com - brilliant!
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Ha'st thou not read the Ron Dennis interview in the latest F1 Racing mag?
This IS DC's year
This IS DC's year
Author: The Lopper
Date: 02-14-04 21:34
Ha'st thou not read the Ron Dennis interview in the latest F1 Racing mag?
This IS DC's year
LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
Date: 02-14-04 21:34
Ha'st thou not read the Ron Dennis interview in the latest F1 Racing mag?
This IS DC's year
LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
That always cracks me up that one does! :P
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"Treat others with respect and you too will be respected." Oac - ed'c dnia - E ys yldiymmo drec cyt.
lol ls
Brilliant
Poor DC though, he does get a lot of slagging
Poor DC though, he does get a lot of slagging
where the DC speech that says "no more mr. nice guy"?
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