A Few Things We'd Like To See Occur In 2007...But Won't

Posted by HakkF1 
A Few Things We'd Like To See Occur In 2007...But Won't
Date: February 21, 2007 10:49PM
Posted by: HakkF1
Planet-F1 can but hope...

* The Australian GP to be delayed, in advance, by five or so hours so that we can wake up at a reasonable hour.

* As the logical extension to the Jensonmania of the British GP, the grid-girls at Silverstone to be compiled exclusively of Jenson's former squeezes, with the Honda driver having final say on each of their grid positions.

* ITV to broadcast live coverage of each qualifying session. Failing that, ITV to compromise by broadcasting early-evening and late-night qualifying sessions on either ITV 2 or ITV3 rather than transmit a re-run of MacGyver and The Price is Right.

* Jacques Villeneuve to encounter David Richards in a dark alley with footage exclusively recorded by Planet-F1.

* Super Aguri to officially admit that their name is ironic.

* Ralf Schumacher to at least pretend that £20m a year occasionally makes him happy.

* Toyota to publish a full inventory of their F1 budget.

* Ferrari to let F1 fans listen to their car-to-pits radio transmission.

* Ross Brawn to confirm that he was the evil chap in The Raiders of the Lost Ark who melted to death.

* The FIA to supply footage of a stewards' inquiry (unedited, even when Scott Speed has been summoned to appear).

* A grand prix to be raced at night.

* Rain, and lots of it, to fall during every grand prix.

* Bernie Ecclestone to admit that, as Monaco is the sport's showpiece event, it wouldn't be unreasonable for the circuit to be altered so that it is possible for a F1 car to overtake another F1 car on at least one corner.

* Tamara Ecclestone to make more frequent appearances at grands prix.

* Someone from ITV to explain the thinking behind Mark Blundell's appointment.

* Nick Heidfeld to say something interesting.

* Nick Heidfeld to subsequently confirm that he wasn't misquoted.

* Kimi Raikkonen to speak up.

* Kimi Raikkonen to invite the P-F1 staffers on a night out with him.

* F1-Racing magazine to be worth its £4 cover price.

* Robert Kubica to find a girlfriend on account of his looks alone.

* Takuma Sato to keep out of the way.

* The FIA to resist their annual temptation to interfere with the fair progress of the World Championship.

* The Jarno Trulli train to be automatically derailed.

* The words "I am looking forward..." to be banned from all grand prix preview press releases.

* The FIA to employ a lumberjack to remove the chip from Paul Stoddart's shoulder.

* Absolutely nobody to be described/labelled/predicted to be 'the next Schumacher'.

* Someone to publish a feature on Lewis Hamilton without mentioning the words 'Tiger' and 'Woods'.

* Heikki Kovalainen to change his name to something we can all spell.

* Someone to inform David Coulthard that the colour of his beard is grey.

* Robert Kubica to deliver that 'Pole on Pole' headline that every sub-editor craves.

* Michael Schumacher to publish his real diary so we can discover how close we were.

* Turn Eight at Turkey to be given a more dramatic name than, erm, Turn Eight.

* Bernie to not threaten the future of the British Grand Prix at Silverstone.

* Spyker to comprehend that just finishing isn't actually the point of racing.

* Flavio Briatore to date a woman who's at least half his age.

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Haha, that's great!
"Spyker to comprehend that just finishing isn't actually the point of racing."

Hahaha, I know a guy who works at Spyker... he almost dies laughing when I suggest the possibility of points :P
Re: A Few Things We'd Like To See Occur In 2007...But Won't
Date: February 21, 2007 11:02PM
Posted by: gav
Planet-F1 (apparently) Wrote:
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> * The Australian GP to be delayed, in advance, by
> five or so hours so that we can wake up at a
> reasonable hour.

That's a bit unfair - they get 2 races at a normal starting time, and us in the West are calling for a delay so we get them all in our wakey wakey hours?

> * ITV to broadcast live coverage of each
> qualifying session. Failing that, ITV to
> compromise by broadcasting early-evening and
> late-night qualifying sessions on either ITV 2 or
> ITV3 rather than transmit a re-run of MacGyver and
> The Price is Right.

I just want someone to drive over the entire ITV F1 team, hopefully with Brundle in charge of the steam-roller.

> * Someone from ITV to explain the thinking behind
> Mark Blundell's appointment.

* Someone from ITV to explain the thinking behind
James Allen's appointment.

* Someone from ITV to explain the thinking behind
James Allen's voice.

* Someone from ITV to explain the thinking behind
James Allen's hair.

* Someone from a specialist hospital to explain James Allen.
gav Wrote:
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> Planet-F1 (apparently) Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > * The Australian GP to be delayed, in advance,
> by
> > five or so hours so that we can wake up at a
> > reasonable hour.
>
> That's a bit unfair - they get 2 races at a normal
> starting time, and us in the West are calling for
> a delay so we get them all in our wakey wakey
> hours?
>

Thank you Gav- possibly the most thoughtful, carefully considered and rational comment expressed on these forums ever.

Now- let's get all these European races moved about five hours foward......

Love the "* Super Aguri to officially admit that their name is ironic" haha
"Turn Eight at Turkey to be given a more dramatic name than, erm, Turn Eight."

Important one that. And not named after a sponsor either. Me thinks Blanchimont is possibly the most foreboding sounding name for a corner of all. Come to thing of it, Spa has the all the best names: Radillon, Eau Rough, Pouhon, Stavelot.....San Marino has good ones too: Tamburello, Acque Minerale, Rivazza......nice woody words those.....Poooouhon...Rivaaaaaaaza.......
Then you go to say Spain and it's all Elf and Repsol and so forth....all very financially gratifying, but horrible tinny words...Elf....Repsol....bleurgh



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/22/2007 01:14AM by The Lopper.
yeah remember A1-Ring? it's corner names changed year on year depending on who paid more money.

and Nurburgring also i think, Coca Cola curve et al.




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Re: A Few Things We'd Like To See Occur In 2007...But Won't
Date: February 22, 2007 01:55PM
Posted by: gav
Muks_C Wrote:
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> and Nurburgring also i think, Coca Cola curve et
> al.

Not accepting that, as it's big brother has the best corner names ever. They're allowed a bit of pay-back for the ickle easy bit ;)
gareth Wrote:
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>
> Now- let's get all these European races moved
> about five hours foward......

No, coz CH10 will still find a reason to delay their broadcast by another five hours. F1 at 4am? No thanks ;)


yeah remember A1-Ring? it's corner names changed year on year depending on who paid more money.

and Nurburgring also i think, Coca Cola curve et al


Yeah :( although the Junior 'Ring has a curve called the Bitt Kurve i think, which, even if it is named after some sponsor, has a strangely pleasing ring to it. But yeah, The Daddy 'Ring, I remember when I got Gran Turismo 3 or 4, whatever it was in, and I printed off some page on t'internet that had all the names and the meanings behind the names, it immediately enhanced driving the circuit 50%...ahh Fuchsrohre, Flugplatz, Klostertal et all......Who'd have thought that "Convent Valley" could sound so fearsome in German!?? ;) An excellent example of why corners should be named in the native language of the country, and not after some big multi-national :(
The Lopper schreef:
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> "Turn Eight at Turkey to be given a more dramatic
> name than, erm, Turn Eight."
>
> Important one that. And not named after a sponsor
> either. Me thinks Blanchimont is possibly the most
> foreboding sounding name for a corner of all. Come
> to thing of it, Spa has the all the best names:
> Radillon, Eau Rough, Pouhon, Stavelot.....San
> Marino has good ones too: Tamburello, Acque
> Minerale, Rivazza......nice woody words
> those.....Poooouhon...Rivaaaaaaaza.......
> Then you go to say Spain and it's all Elf and
> Repsol and so forth....all very financially
> gratifying, but horrible tinny
> words...Elf....Repsol....bleurgh


Spa's corners names are named to little towns, stavelot, blanchimont one to i remember, pouhon, and more, eau rouge means red water, and thats becouse there is a little stream under the corner and the water looks red, when your walking down eau rouge behind the fences you walk over a bridge look down and you see it;)

^^^

Exactomundo! The way it should be too.

Remember looking at an ancient picture of Eau Rouge in summat, from 1960s, and there's this little stone bridge going over the stream. Mad! ;)
Similarly, see Silverstone. :) The history of the circuit is captured in the corner names... Copse, Club, Abbey, Bridge... OK they're not spectacular names, but it definitely adds something to the circuit.



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