I found this too, its not too funny, I have no idea who made it, but there are some lol's.
THE F1 JOKE
9 AM
- Hamilton gets up. Near his bed Ron Dennis kiss him good morning and gives him a advertising campaign contract. He has just to run alongside a Yorkshire Terrier to promote a new dog food.
- Kovalainen gets up. He is alone in a bungalow in the middle of a british forest.
- Alonso gets up. Insults a photo of Hamilton, smiles at a Piquet’s one and hits the shower.
- Massa wakes up. He goes to the bathroom but Badoer is already there. Massa his quite tense co’s he has to pee.
- Vettel still sleeps like a baby. It’s not time for school yet.
- Raikkonen wakes. He wants to sleep more. He sleeps more. Wakes for 3 minutes. Them he sleeps for 30. And wakes for 3 more. And sleeps…
- Coulthard gets up with the help of a wheel chair. As he crashes that wheel chair against the night stand he decides to walk.
- Webber is already at breakfast.
- Fisichella and Barrichello couldn’t sleep.
-Heifield is in vacations at Berlin. As he reaches a bar to breakfast he meets Sakon Yamamoto. Bar tender wants an autograph of Yamamoto and asks who that beard guy alongside him is.
10 AM
- Massa NEEDS TO PEE and everyone goes to the bathroom before him!
- Robert Kubica gets the “I look so like Prost award” from a French magazine.
- Alonso gets to breakfast. He’s undecided about which table to chose. He starts eating from one but looks to another all the time.
- Webber is already testing. There are no cars at Red Bull factory. They give him a Citroen NemoVan hdi.
- Raikkonen wakes and in a few minutes he’s gone to breakfast after having passed Massa to get the bathroom first. Even so Kimi fails to eat that cake he likes so much.“tomorrow I’ll wake up earlier.”
- Hamilton races a dog before breakfast. He’s hungry. The dog.
- Renault mechanic searches for the 0,6 tenths in Alonso’s luggage.
- Ross Brawn receives a package.
- Kovalainen needs to get to wooking to work. But he has to go on foot.
- Ferrari guys take breakfast but the tea tastes funny.
- Massa is relaxed and drinks coffee.
11 AM
- The dog wins the race with Hamilton. The animal gets a reward: He eats his new food. Hamilton crashes into him and brakes his tail.
- Massa hits the shower. The Brazilian can’t stand still under the shower. He falls in the bathtub.
- Coulthard Barrichello and Fisichella reach breakfast.
- Ron Dennis sees Nelson Piquet Junior and ignores him.
- Raikkonen pushes an old man that was near his vital space.
- Damn! It was David Coultard. The scotch pushes him back. Adrian Sutil asks if he can do it too.
- Massa tries to get out of the bath. But that bathtub is so slippery.
- Kovalainen is lost.
2 PM-
- An old lady beats Heidfield with an umbrella co’s she thinks he’s a thief
- Nelson Piquet wonders if Ron Dennis has anything against him.
- Kovalainen gets help from a farmer, a mechanic, a pair of squirrels and the wind to get to work.
- Hamilton has a sponsor campaign: All he has to do is to his to paint a Van Gogh with his eyes closed while flying.
- Raikkonen sleeps.
- Ross Brawn his having trouble in opening up that mail package.
- Jenson Button is sad. No one talks about him anymore.
- Coulthard, Barrichello and Fisichella get to lunch
- Webber is dinning.
- Alonso insults Hamilton while taking a nap.
6 PM
- Kovalainen arrives at work. But no one is there anymore.
- Ferrari calls Jacques Villeneuve.
- Raikkonen is still sleeping
- Bourdais calls America.
- Villeneuve asks Ferrari if they finally want his services.
- Ferrari want Villeneuve’s services. They want him to taste they’re tea.
- Nelson Piquet Junior talks Piquet Senior about Ron Dennis ignoring him. The father tells him about all the pranks he made to Dennis even before he was born.
- Webber puts the Citroen in the 2 nd row of a Formula 3 race.
- Hamilton new campaign means he has to walk naked in Barcelona. Banco Santander guarantees that it is a winning campaign.
8 PM
- Kovalainen goes back to his bungalow.
- Vettel goes to bed
- Raikkonen wants sex with his wife.“ok, but it’s just a quickie kimi.” Kimi underperforms. He’s not used to the condom’s rubber.
- Jenni picks her beautiful red dress and goes out with her friends.
- Ross Brawn still couldn’t manage to open the package.
- Heidfield and Button get depressed together.
- Hamilton does an ad while dinning
11 PM
- Raikkonen stays at home not caring and completely wasted
- Piquet wonders how it would be to be son of Prost.
- Kubica thinks he’s son of Prost
- Massa meets Jenni and her friends in a bar and seduces her. She lets herself go but says:“ok, but it’s just a quickie, Felipe. I have to go home.” Felipe excels and she is very impressed with him. She says to her friends her marriage with Kimi is not so well.
-. Kovalainen smiles as he thinks everyone likes him at the job.
- Coulthard, Fisichella and Rubens reach dinner.
- Alonso stalks Jenni for a while too
2 AM
- Hamilton sleeps
- Kovalainen sleeps
- Vettel sleeps and looks like an angel
- Coultard Fisichella and Rubens play cards
- Jenni gets home and decides to give Kimi another opportunity. With time to spend, the Finn takes the chance and makes love to her 7 times in a row, she fells in love again.
- Ross Brawn finally opens the package. Inside are the 0,6 tenths that Renault was looking for.
Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it