The Gallaghers Brothers in an F-1
Posted by Slash
hmm.. slash... nice nickname :| 
hmm.. wanted to have that nick myself... but it would look weird with a slash sig and nick name.. people would think... how do you say... that i'm a nut :D
actually.. i think they already thing that :P
actually.. i think they already thing that :P
I think Noel and Liam would seat backwards in the car, given their levels of alcohol 
LOL, Liam and Noel would have a punch up over who gets to drive, then both run off to the nearest bar sulking!!
I tread to think if Martin Brundle interviews the Gallaghers during the "Grid Walk"
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Did your birth certificate come with an apology letter from Durex?
wouldnt it just be like interviweing james hunt?????? 
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> LOL, Liam and Noel would have a punch up over who
> gets to drive, then both run off to the nearest
> bar sulking!!
>
I guess these pop sissies would shitt their pants in an F1 car. In order to drive an F1 car you need balls and if you put all the balls of the Gallaghers together in one place it would still only make half a man. :p
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> LOL, Liam and Noel would have a punch up over who
> gets to drive, then both run off to the nearest
> bar sulking!!
>
I guess these pop sissies would shitt their pants in an F1 car. In order to drive an F1 car you need balls and if you put all the balls of the Gallaghers together in one place it would still only make half a man. :p
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i would'nt class the gallacher brothers as pop cissies, sure they are a pair of w*****s but they do epitimise what rock stars are about, drugs, fighting, controversial and good entertainment value on stage and off stage
don't know how they'd fare in a F1 car though
they can't even park a rolls royce properly
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don't know how they'd fare in a F1 car though
they can't even park a rolls royce properly
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LOL
but they do epitimise what rock stars are about, drugs, fighting, controversial and good entertainment value on stage and off stage
That's exactly the problem - they just epitomise it. Somewhere in a book called "10 Steps To Become A Rock Star MTV Will Give Airplay" they read that you need to take drugs, drink alcohol and get involved in bar fights.
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but they do epitimise what rock stars are about, drugs, fighting, controversial and good entertainment value on stage and off stage
That's exactly the problem - they just epitomise it. Somewhere in a book called "10 Steps To Become A Rock Star MTV Will Give Airplay" they read that you need to take drugs, drink alcohol and get involved in bar fights.
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Thats whats defined as a rock and roll star is'nt it?
sex drugs and rock and roll
given the influx of face corporations churning out pop stars via tv programmes and the like, we need controversial people in the world of music
i agree that we've not heard or seen alot of Oasis of recent times, but who else is flying the flag of rock and roll in the face of manufactered shite?
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sex drugs and rock and roll
given the influx of face corporations churning out pop stars via tv programmes and the like, we need controversial people in the world of music
i agree that we've not heard or seen alot of Oasis of recent times, but who else is flying the flag of rock and roll in the face of manufactered shite?
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Yes, but they come across as authentic to me, more like Rock star wanna-bes. Keith Richards - that'S a Rock star, a person who has done it all and never ever gave a sh*t about the media or if he was controversial or not. He did what he did simply for the fun of doing it and not because his manager told him to do it to increase the record sales.
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Thats what Oasis were like, you could'nt be more wrong about them if you think they obeyed what there record company would tell them
THe lead singer would get pissed and walk out before a performance they had agreed to take part in & they would be photographed outside a night club fighting with people
Liam Gallagher was notorious for being drugged up or drunk before a gig or TV performance
Thats one of the reasons why Oasis split up, maybe you dont get the coverage we do over here about them, but i can assure you they were one of the rock and roll band sterotypes that make rock and roll stand out
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THe lead singer would get pissed and walk out before a performance they had agreed to take part in & they would be photographed outside a night club fighting with people
Liam Gallagher was notorious for being drugged up or drunk before a gig or TV performance
Thats one of the reasons why Oasis split up, maybe you dont get the coverage we do over here about them, but i can assure you they were one of the rock and roll band sterotypes that make rock and roll stand out
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like i say, we've not heard alot of Oasis since their split but heres some incidents that the lead singer was involved in
What The Tabloids Said About Liam Gallagher
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3 April - Trouble on tour in Europe. The Daily Mirror reports that "wild man Liam Gallagher rowed with managers, swore at onlookers and even slagged off his own band in a drunken foul-mouthed outburst". The paper catalogues Liam's "trial of havoc" in his £200-a-night suite at the Park Hotel in Grenoble: "A glass lamp lay shattered on the floor, a TV was upside down, a table was smashed." However, the report also includes comment from the hotel's head porter: "We have a lot of rock groups staying here. We have had no more trouble with Oasis than we did With Demis Roussos."
5 August - 'Oasis Rant At DJ Evans', reports The Sun. The band were said to be "fuming after carrot-topped Chris joked that Liam's fiancee Pasty Kensit, 28, was pregnant" and during their Loch Lomond gig they 'unleashed an astonishing foul-mouthed attack' on him. Provocatively, Liam said, onstage: "Oi, twatty face. She's not @#$%& pregnant, so shut it, you ginger bastard. You're @#$%& getting it. Come back stage and meet me, you @#$%& ginger bastard." Evans is reported to have left before the end of the show.
27 August - A week after pulling out of the band's MTV Unplugged show, apparently because of a sore throat, Liam walks out of Heathrow airport minutes before the band are due to leave for Chicago for their US tour. 'Liam Quits', reports The Sun, which also reports that Liam 'insisted he was NOT quitting the band'. Liam says he can't go on tour until he has found a new house: "I am Oasis, I started the @#$%& band, I'm mad for it but I have to move house. I can't go looking for a house in America while I'm trying to perform to silly @#$%& yanks."
6 September - 'America sickened by obscene Liam's spitting rampage', reports The Sun after Liam's appearance at the MTV awards show. 'Oasis wildman Liam Gallagher was branded a disgrace last night', the paper continues, adding that 'pop pundits' are of the opinion that he has ruined the band's chances of success in the US by 'swearing and insulting the audience with lewd lyrics, spitting a huge lump of saliva on to the stage, and hurling an open can of beer into the crowd.' Speaking exclusively to The Sun, Liam comments, "I thought the show was @#$%&, but that our performance was outstanding."
8 September - 'Devastated' Cerice Blakeley, 25, tell the News of the World of her 'Drug And Sex Hell With Liam'. 'Oasis wildman Liam Gallagher dragged his fiancee on to a roller coaster of sex and drugs then dumped her in tears,' the paper reports. Cerice met Liam in 1992 and it was love at first sight. The pair moved in together and 'their sex was often fuelled by deadly cocaine'. Liam dumped her two years ago.
13 September - 'BLOWASIS' is The Sun's front page headline as it announces that 'pop giants Oasis have sensationally split up after a row between Noel and Liam Gallagher erupted into a furious fist- fight'. The paper reports that 'tearful Liam Gallagher rang mum Peggy from the US before the split and told her: "I've had enough-I can't go on. It's just not working - we all want to come home to Manchester. I can't go on and it's a nightmare. We've been fighting a lot."' However, it appeared that 'tense-looking Peggy' had not in fact spoken to the paper. She told reporters, "I have got nothing to say", before scurrying inside her semi.
27 October - 'Patsy Gives Boozy Liam The Boot', reports the News of the World. The paper claims Liam refused to take Patsy's calls while he was working on the band's new album at Abbey Road Studios. After trying to get through to him for two hours, she apparently dictated a note saying: "Thanks a lot for you concern. You can shove MTV up your arse. I hope you have a great week shagging birds with your mates and you won't be seeing me again."
7 November - 'A girl fan told yesterday how Oasis superstar Liam Gallagher bit her on the nose at a concert,' reports The Sun. Gaynor Simonelli, a 26-year-old nanny, tells the paper that she met Liam at an Ocean Colour Scene gig at the Hammersmith Palais. "He lunged at me with this huge open mouth, screamed 'Aaaarghhh' and bet me on the nose and lip. It made my eyes water. He must have been drinking - or something." Police decided the incident was not worth pursuing.
10 November - 'Oasis wildman Liam Gallagher's face was contorted with fury as he rained vicious blows on reporter Sean O'Brien,' say the News of the World, whose journalist confronted the singer with a photo of him with 'a raven-haired beauty'. Liam apparently screamed, "I didn't snog no bird, man!" The paper goes on to the seemingly less important matter of Liam's arrest in Oxford Street hours later on suspicion of possessing cocaine. A 'police source' says, "When officers approached him he had difficulty focusing on them but said, 'It's nothing to do with you. I'm fine. I'm OK.' But they weren't satisfied. They thought he might have been a vagrant."
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What The Tabloids Said About Liam Gallagher
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3 April - Trouble on tour in Europe. The Daily Mirror reports that "wild man Liam Gallagher rowed with managers, swore at onlookers and even slagged off his own band in a drunken foul-mouthed outburst". The paper catalogues Liam's "trial of havoc" in his £200-a-night suite at the Park Hotel in Grenoble: "A glass lamp lay shattered on the floor, a TV was upside down, a table was smashed." However, the report also includes comment from the hotel's head porter: "We have a lot of rock groups staying here. We have had no more trouble with Oasis than we did With Demis Roussos."
5 August - 'Oasis Rant At DJ Evans', reports The Sun. The band were said to be "fuming after carrot-topped Chris joked that Liam's fiancee Pasty Kensit, 28, was pregnant" and during their Loch Lomond gig they 'unleashed an astonishing foul-mouthed attack' on him. Provocatively, Liam said, onstage: "Oi, twatty face. She's not @#$%& pregnant, so shut it, you ginger bastard. You're @#$%& getting it. Come back stage and meet me, you @#$%& ginger bastard." Evans is reported to have left before the end of the show.
27 August - A week after pulling out of the band's MTV Unplugged show, apparently because of a sore throat, Liam walks out of Heathrow airport minutes before the band are due to leave for Chicago for their US tour. 'Liam Quits', reports The Sun, which also reports that Liam 'insisted he was NOT quitting the band'. Liam says he can't go on tour until he has found a new house: "I am Oasis, I started the @#$%& band, I'm mad for it but I have to move house. I can't go looking for a house in America while I'm trying to perform to silly @#$%& yanks."
6 September - 'America sickened by obscene Liam's spitting rampage', reports The Sun after Liam's appearance at the MTV awards show. 'Oasis wildman Liam Gallagher was branded a disgrace last night', the paper continues, adding that 'pop pundits' are of the opinion that he has ruined the band's chances of success in the US by 'swearing and insulting the audience with lewd lyrics, spitting a huge lump of saliva on to the stage, and hurling an open can of beer into the crowd.' Speaking exclusively to The Sun, Liam comments, "I thought the show was @#$%&, but that our performance was outstanding."
8 September - 'Devastated' Cerice Blakeley, 25, tell the News of the World of her 'Drug And Sex Hell With Liam'. 'Oasis wildman Liam Gallagher dragged his fiancee on to a roller coaster of sex and drugs then dumped her in tears,' the paper reports. Cerice met Liam in 1992 and it was love at first sight. The pair moved in together and 'their sex was often fuelled by deadly cocaine'. Liam dumped her two years ago.
13 September - 'BLOWASIS' is The Sun's front page headline as it announces that 'pop giants Oasis have sensationally split up after a row between Noel and Liam Gallagher erupted into a furious fist- fight'. The paper reports that 'tearful Liam Gallagher rang mum Peggy from the US before the split and told her: "I've had enough-I can't go on. It's just not working - we all want to come home to Manchester. I can't go on and it's a nightmare. We've been fighting a lot."' However, it appeared that 'tense-looking Peggy' had not in fact spoken to the paper. She told reporters, "I have got nothing to say", before scurrying inside her semi.
27 October - 'Patsy Gives Boozy Liam The Boot', reports the News of the World. The paper claims Liam refused to take Patsy's calls while he was working on the band's new album at Abbey Road Studios. After trying to get through to him for two hours, she apparently dictated a note saying: "Thanks a lot for you concern. You can shove MTV up your arse. I hope you have a great week shagging birds with your mates and you won't be seeing me again."
7 November - 'A girl fan told yesterday how Oasis superstar Liam Gallagher bit her on the nose at a concert,' reports The Sun. Gaynor Simonelli, a 26-year-old nanny, tells the paper that she met Liam at an Ocean Colour Scene gig at the Hammersmith Palais. "He lunged at me with this huge open mouth, screamed 'Aaaarghhh' and bet me on the nose and lip. It made my eyes water. He must have been drinking - or something." Police decided the incident was not worth pursuing.
10 November - 'Oasis wildman Liam Gallagher's face was contorted with fury as he rained vicious blows on reporter Sean O'Brien,' say the News of the World, whose journalist confronted the singer with a photo of him with 'a raven-haired beauty'. Liam apparently screamed, "I didn't snog no bird, man!" The paper goes on to the seemingly less important matter of Liam's arrest in Oxford Street hours later on suspicion of possessing cocaine. A 'police source' says, "When officers approached him he had difficulty focusing on them but said, 'It's nothing to do with you. I'm fine. I'm OK.' But they weren't satisfied. They thought he might have been a vagrant."
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some of the incidents reported are tongue in cheek but you get the general idea that liam was a pain in the arse, even his sibling could'nt stand him
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That album cover was a tribute to the beatles and music that the gallacher brothers grew up with and influenced them.
Ozzy biting the head off a bat could be labled as publicity and it has been bought up almost every single time his name has been mentioned
in fact if anything thats the definition of publicity
Every group relys on publicity to sell records, the rolling stones under cover of the night had a controversial video to help promote the record.
Thats how the industry works
you cant accuse one band of using publicity and acting in a way that attracts media attention when everyone else uses it too
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Ozzy biting the head off a bat could be labled as publicity and it has been bought up almost every single time his name has been mentioned
in fact if anything thats the definition of publicity
Every group relys on publicity to sell records, the rolling stones under cover of the night had a controversial video to help promote the record.
Thats how the industry works
you cant accuse one band of using publicity and acting in a way that attracts media attention when everyone else uses it too
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