The "Bernies" :P

I read "The Times" newspaper yesterday and they had a colum about "The Bernies" their accolades for 2004 season for drivers and teams alike and i thought we @ GrandPrixGames could maybe come up with our awards for 2004. and hand out our bernies to those that are deserving .

These are the categories and also my categories they had and also my nominees for each category and reason why...

BEST DRAMA
BEST ROMANCE
BEST SET DESIGN
WACKIEST CAR LIVERY
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
BEST ACTOR
JAMES ALLEN'S WORST COMMENTARY
MOST BORING and EXCITING RACES OF THE YEAR
BEST STRATEGIC PLOY
2004'S DISCOVERY
and finally FUNNIEST MOMENTS OF 2004

BEST DRAMA
Jenson Button vs. Jarno Trulli @ Monaco: didnt noe who was gonna win how Jenson narrowed 7 secs to 1 was i have to admit very good, kimi helmet summed it up high octane action

BEST ROMANCE
Jordan's on/off love affair with the idiot driver Giorgio Pantano

BEST SET DESIGN
The new Shanghai circuit... shame Chinese didnt noe schuie had already won the WDC

WACKIEST CAR LIVERY
all of Davidson's Liverys for Friday FP1, FP2 and Saturday FP1

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Rubens Barrichello, never attacking Schuie when he could and overall helping Schuie all about the place : and then sniffing drugs and saying he was better and faster than Schuie

BEST ACTOR
Giorgio Pantano : He actually though he could drive

JAMES ALLEN WORST COMMENTARY
all of them

MOST BORING AND EXCITING RACES
BORING: Hungary , Suzuka , Barcelona , Bahrain , Canada , Europe
EXCITING: Spa (god bless that circuit), MONACO , BRAZIL

BEST STRATEGIC PLOY
Ross Brawn and Michael Schumacher's Ploy for 4 stops in France

2004's DISCOVERY
Sadly i have to say that it isnt Giorgio Pantano i have even sadder news i have to say it was the popstar Jenson Button

FUNNIEST MOMENT OF 2004
Everything donkey did -----> [www.donkeydoesf1.co.uk]

those are my "Bernies" what r urs?



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BEST DRAMA
Brazil and Monaco

BEST ROMANCE
Pantano and Jordan

BEST SET DESIGN
Shanghai circuit

WACKIEST CAR LIVERY
all of Davidson's Liverys

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Rubens Barrichello LOL!

BEST ACTOR
Ralf , as always


MOST BORING AND EXCITING RACES
BORING: Hungary, Barcelona ,
EXCITING: Spa - Kimi, Brazil - Monty and Monaco for JB

BEST STRATEGIC PLOY
Same as Mini M

2004's DISCOVERY
That Pantano was crap

FUNNIEST MOMENT OF 2004
When Sato lunged down the inside of RB (europe) or when donkey replaced shumi in the photo

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"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL

funniest moment? hmmm

perhaps when DC bowed out of F1 in his typical Style.

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That wasnt funny! It was a mech failure (if on about the pit incident).

sorry to get angry but i respect DC so much and it is sad to see him go! He was the last of drivers who spoke their mind, truth and was clever in what the sport needed! O sorry forgot Rubhinio he is the above to.

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"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL

Hay,

Would Have the Say that my Best Drama Was the Restart after the Saftry Car at Silverstone Kimi Hunting Schumi That was cool

Cheers,


The Thunder from Downunder

BEST DRAMA

The Jarno Trulli-Flav on again, off again relationship. Impresses in qualifying in Belgium, only to let it all slip away during the race.

BEST ROMANCE

Pantano and Jordan

BEST SET DESIGN

Shanghai. Brilliant stuff.

WACKIEST CAR LIVERY

I'm split between the China and Brazil Davidson car.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Rubens Barrichello

BEST ACTOR

Kimi Rai...err, wait, best actor? I suppose Pizza Boy. He lashes out at Jaguar only to get his ass handed to them the ensuing race.

JAMES ALLEN'S WORST COMMENTARY

Don't know, don't care.

MOST BORING and EXCITING RACES OF THE YEAR

Boring: Hungary by far, it was awful, should've watched the Olympics instead
Best: Spa, Silverstone, Brazil

BEST STRATEGIC PLOY

Brawn and Schuey doing the 4-stopper at France. That was amazing thinking there.

2004'S DISCOVERY

Never have high hopes following a season with excitement from start to finish.

FUNNIEST MOMENTS OF 2004

Donkey, Yoong plowing into the wall at Monaco qualifying (that wasn't this year? Damn) Trulli falling asleep at the last corner of Magny-Cours

lmao at you all, i love the way you pick the races where MS didnt win as your 'exciting'... oh dear...

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BEST DRAMA
Monaco, without a doubt - Did not blink for the last 10 laps.

BEST ROMANCE
James Allen and Ferrari

BEST SET DESIGN
Gotta be Shanghai

WACKIEST CAR LIVERY
Davidson's graffiti one

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Anthony Davidson for his role as Man Friday(Session)

BEST ACTOR
James Allen as 'The Commentator'.


MOST BORING AND EXCITING RACES
BORING: Hungary
EXCITING: Monaco, Spa and Brazil

BEST STRATEGIC PLOY
Minardi/Baumgartner, for setting a pole-winning time at Brazil - a year too late

2004's DISCOVERY
Personally, it would be that getting out of Silverstone takes approximately 10 minutes :D

FUNNIEST MOMENT OF 2004
Silverstone again, this time Saturday's first 'Anti-Qualifying' session

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lmao at you all, i love the way you pick the races where MS didnt win as your 'exciting'... oh dear...

Personally, i didn't pick any Schumi wins because, apart from his 4-stopper in France, an MS win nowadays hardly dramatic

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lmao I only just found outabout donkey it's hilarious :D

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lol the donkey is so funny


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BEST DRAMA : - JB & Jarno at monaco

BEST ROMANCE : - JB & Dave Richards A Match Made In paper

BEST SET DESIGN : - Shanghai

WACKIEST CAR LIVERY : - Jaguar at Monaco Pink & Diamonds

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR : - Rubens Yet Again ( always the bridesmaid)

BEST ACTOR : - Eddie Jordan ( How he keeps smiling when everything around him goes tits up always amazes me)

JAMES ALLEN'S WORST COMMENTARY : - All of them

MOST BORING and EXCITING RACES OF THE YEAR : - Hungary Suzuka Worst : Monaco Silverstone and as always SPA Best

BEST STRATEGIC PLOY Ross Brawns 4 Banana trick France

2004'S DISCOVERY Anthony Davisons Friday test qualities & MS sense of humour see Jaguars donkey pictures at Brazil

and finally FUNNIEST MOMENTS OF 2004 Jarno Trulli leaving the door open for Rubens From Hero to Zero in one easy move a true classic moment.

senninho Wrote:
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> 2004's DISCOVERY
> Personally, it would be that getting out of
> Silverstone takes approximately 10 minutes :D



LOL!!

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"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL

BEST DRAMA
Start at Brazil, all that passing!

BEST ROMANCE
Ferrari and MS ("I love this team"

BEST SET DESIGN
Spa, still a fantastic place

WACKIEST CAR LIVERY
Oceans 12 Jag, did anyone bother to look at it before the launch?

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Rubens (poor Rubens!)

BEST ACTOR
Jaguar ("oh no! theres been a theft off our expensive car in an exotic loacation while oceans 12 are around!"

MOST BORING AND EXCITING RACES
Boring : Hungary, Suzuka
Exciting : China, Brazil, Monza

BEST STRATEGIC PLOY
MS on RB at the restart in Indy ("oh @#$%&! a safety car, better get michael in front, sharpish!"

2004's DISCOVERY
That contrary to popular opinion, walruses (or is that walri?) are not aerodynamic experts.

FUNNIEST MOMENT OF 2004
Schumacher at China

JAMES ALLEN'S WORST COMMENTARY
lets go raciiiiiing! (start of some race, possibly hungary, which would also make it ironic, or spa, which would make it true but no less annoying)





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> WACKIEST CAR LIVERY : - Jaguar at Monaco Pink
> & Diamonds
>
> BEST ACTOR : - Eddie Jordan ( How he keeps smiling
> when everything around him goes tits up always
> amazes me)


lol bout Eddie Jordan Radar but the Jags had red @ Monaco not pink that was in 2k3 .

mini maestro
Your right must be my dam telly on the blink again

BEST DRAMA
Silverstone and bernie
BEST SET DESIGN
Silverstone best low budget set ever
WACKIEST CAR LIVERY
brazil bar 3rd car ( looked like som 1 had thrown up on it)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
rubens for saying that there was no link that he won races only after micheal won title
BEST ACTOR
JAMES ALLEN'S WORST COMMENTARY
isnt it easier to find a rare best ?
MOST BORING and EXCITING RACES OF THE YEAR silverstone spa monaco china all gr8
BEST STRATEGIC PLOY 4 stops for schuey in france
2004'S DISCOVERY juan pablo might not fit into 2005 mclaren as he's to fat
and finally FUNNIEST MOMENTS OF 2004 donkey does from jaguar ( gr8 spirit from 400 ppl who have no jobs at the moment)

BEST DRAMA : The Brazilian GP

BEST ROMANCE : David Richards & Jenson Button

BEST SET DESIGN : Shanghai

WACKIEST CAR LIVERY : BAR's 3rd car

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR : Barrichello

BEST ACTOR : James Allen thinking hes the next Murray Walker

JAMES ALLEN'S WORST COMMENTARY : All of them, least hes consistant!

MOST BORING and EXCITING RACES OF THE YEAR : Exciting - Brazil, Spa, Monaco
Boring - Hungary, Imola, Nurburgring

BEST STRATEGIC PLOY : Ferrari at France

2004'S DISCOVERY : Anthony Davidson

FUNNIEST MOMENTS OF 2004 : Fernado Alonso sticking his finger up at Ralf Schumacher whilst spinning out of Monaco!

MOST BORING AND EXCITING RACES
Boring : Hungary, Suzuka, Bahrain ,Barcelona, Australia
Exciting : Spa, Silverstone, Brazil,Hockenheim

2004'S DISCOVERY :
Anthony Davidson (Was fast even faster than Button) and Takuma Sato (proved that he can drive)