F1 - NEWS Update
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Eddie Irvine has slammed the FIA's decision to deduct 10 qualifying places from drivers involved in 'avoidable accidents' and apply them to future races. The gobby Ulsterman has said that on Jaguar's qualifying form, if he transgressed in San Marino, he'd be starting Monaco from somewhere near the swimming pool. Most people in the pitlane think it'll be Minardi by the swimming pool and Irv in the tunnel.
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Juan ('fat boy'
Montoya is livid at being given a drive-thru penalty in Malaysia. He didn't so much mind the time lost, he got really angry when he discovered Sam Michaels hadn't got his quarterpounder with cheese ready
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And finally most team bosses have welcomed the news that from 2004 only one engine will be available per grand prix weekend. Teams have yet to hammer out the fine detail - i.e. which team gets it for the first race.
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
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Eddie Irvine has slammed the FIA's decision to deduct 10 qualifying places from drivers involved in 'avoidable accidents' and apply them to future races. The gobby Ulsterman has said that on Jaguar's qualifying form, if he transgressed in San Marino, he'd be starting Monaco from somewhere near the swimming pool. Most people in the pitlane think it'll be Minardi by the swimming pool and Irv in the tunnel.
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Juan ('fat boy'
Montoya is livid at being given a drive-thru penalty in Malaysia. He didn't so much mind the time lost, he got really angry when he discovered Sam Michaels hadn't got his quarterpounder with cheese ready********
And finally most team bosses have welcomed the news that from 2004 only one engine will be available per grand prix weekend. Teams have yet to hammer out the fine detail - i.e. which team gets it for the first race.
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
There have been mixed reactions from drivers about the 10-grid-places and drive-thru penalties.
Ralf Schumacher has suggested that drivers should act as stewards. Rubens Barrichello says that the stewards should be the same from race to race. Jacques Villeneuve says the decisions of the stewards should be consistent and Irv has called for big, busty 20-year-old female stewards to visit him in his motorhome and issue punishments for being a bad, BAD boy.
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Last week in a German court Ralf Schumacher was fined 10,000 euros for running into the back of a queue of stationary traffic on a German motorway. The court dismissed Ralf
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
Ralf Schumacher has suggested that drivers should act as stewards. Rubens Barrichello says that the stewards should be the same from race to race. Jacques Villeneuve says the decisions of the stewards should be consistent and Irv has called for big, busty 20-year-old female stewards to visit him in his motorhome and issue punishments for being a bad, BAD boy.
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Last week in a German court Ralf Schumacher was fined 10,000 euros for running into the back of a queue of stationary traffic on a German motorway. The court dismissed Ralf
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
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ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
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ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
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REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
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LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
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