a few jokes about MS

(hopefully)

pretty lame,

i fink why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?
incase they get a hole in one

is better, and this joke sux!



Chris C
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GPTC & GPVWC Manager o' CVRT
HawkEyE '01WC' Driver o' CVRT
http://cvrt.tk

Yo Sup

lol.

Golfs a wankers game, and there one glove to proove the point

Whats with those jumpers?




Racing Is Life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting
Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the dead back to life, but he can't do shît for low fps

Care to tell Nigel Mansell, Mika Hakkinen, Rubens Barrichello, Damon Hill and a host of other drivers that they're all wankers?

Vader: LOL - I liked that one
the GP3 community: Which one?
Vader:Whatever there was

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Vader: Do you know what I read today?
the GP3 community: pray tell us
Vader: [the plan administrator] had a fiduciary duty to consider [the participant

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 08/08/2004 03:21AM by Vader.

Lo and Behold!

The work of the mighty Vader!

LLLoooooLLL! *wipes tears from the corners of his eyes* aaahh, wicked!

I have not had a laugh like that in a looong time. Beautifully done! I bow my humble head and pay my respects to the true puppeteer:

Master! Master! Just call my name, ...

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It's only after we've lost everything, that we are free to do anything.

Welcome back Brother!! I am very pleased that my (our) little jokes made you laugh. After all nothing has changed: Whenever there is a hurricane, be sure that Vader is sitting right in the eye of it.

the GP3 community: right in the eye - in the right eye? Is this one of your famous ambiguities??
Vader: yes, you can be sure. That was my neighbour, Mr. M.B. Guity.

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NO SERIOUSLY

WTF????

Yo Sup

Really Jordan, dont worry, you'll get used to it. If you dont you'll go insane




Racing Is Life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting
Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the dead back to life, but he can't do shît for low fps

lol... ur right! I am in Dundee!!! I'm impressed! I'm at the University of Abertay Dundee... although i'm from the NE coast of Scotland... heard of a place called Cullen?! It's near Buckie.

lol @ Jordangp2001!!!!

I'm equally confused, if not more....

And just for the record, Vader (and the others)... you are nuts!!!

this started off with jokes ( well can u call them that?) 50 posts later...............................

where did we lose it?

ok after vader pleaded with me on msn, heres some more MS jokes


How many mechanics do change the tyres of Schumacher




LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat

Yes, lets start it all over again!

How do you like this little Limerick I have written (a few seconds ago)?

There once was a guy from Kerpen
Who rammed other cars at a hairpin
This nasty fellow
Works for Maranello
And has a chin like a gherkin.

the GP3 community: You are so funny, Vader. Do you hear our applause?
Vader: I don't want your appöause. I want your women.

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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VADER YOU ARE THE BEST

I PRAISE YOU

I WILL GIVE YOU ALL MY WOMEN AND MY DAUGHTERS (when i get some )

How will you get any daughters if you give all your women to me?

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My race does not need women to reproduce we only need old coat hangers. Vader i heard your race uses scraps of metal to reproduce, is this true.

If M$ is involved in a race, there's bound to be some scraps of metal afterwards

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........and sudden changes to the rules