a few jokes about MS
Posted by LS.
Why is Schumacher his car yellow next year ???
Because of his new sponsor: Chiquita Bananas.
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Because of his new sponsor: Chiquita Bananas.
LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
Michael and Corinna are cosy picnicing. Somewhen there is only one biscuit left.
Corinna: "Shall I break it into two pieces ???"
Michael: "Oh no, I will eat it alone !!!"
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Corinna: "Shall I break it into two pieces ???"
Michael: "Oh no, I will eat it alone !!!"
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ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
The police let Schumacher stop with his bike in the evening.
Policeman: Your rear light is broken. Schumacher: I know that.
Policeman: Than you have to walk.
Schumacher: I tried that too but it doesn
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Policeman: Your rear light is broken. Schumacher: I know that.
Policeman: Than you have to walk.
Schumacher: I tried that too but it doesn
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In the train are two men telling each other some jokes. At one moment one man says:
"I know a good joke about Schumacher." Then the other man says:
"Yes but I am Schumacher." The first man says:
"That doesn't mather, I'll tell it twice...."
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"I know a good joke about Schumacher." Then the other man says:
"Yes but I am Schumacher." The first man says:
"That doesn't mather, I'll tell it twice...."
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A dentist asked to Schumacher: "Don't you have an arse?" "Why?" Michael asked.
The dentist said: "Because you have such a bad breath !!!"
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The dentist said: "Because you have such a bad breath !!!"
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What did Schumacher say after the press conference in Imola 2000???
"Very strong, that Fisherman's Friend !!!"
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"Very strong, that Fisherman's Friend !!!"
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ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
Schumacher says to his wife: "Corinna, put one liter water in the soup.
We'll get gasts."
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We'll get gasts."
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That was so funny, Boba LS. Really. You're da man.
Keep on!
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That was so funny, Boba LS. Really. You're da man.
Keep on!
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How can you say they are not funy? They are the most brilliant jokes I ever read in my life. As for the grammar: You obviously have Xero Tolerance for real racer-jargon
LOL
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LOL
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You just have to read them twice to get the joke. Some people are fast thinkers others may need a while ...
But don't dispair, sooner or later even you two will get the jokes.
(no offence meant, I had to think a little bit, too)
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But don't dispair, sooner or later even you two will get the jokes.
(no offence meant, I had to think a little bit, too)
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And since both of you are so expirienced and concerned if it comes to linguistic matters, you should know that it should be GRAMMAR BOOK and not GRAMMER BOOK.
cheers.
PS: these jokes are really funny.
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/08/2004 03:23AM by Vader.
cheers.
PS: these jokes are really funny.
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/08/2004 03:23AM by Vader.
Yo Sup
remember the [/b] Vader
Racing Is Life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting
Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the dead back to life, but he can't do shît for low fps
remember the [/b] Vader
Racing Is Life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting
Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the dead back to life, but he can't do shît for low fps
I may clear things up now for all those who don't know what is going on here:
Vader and Xero are the same person and this discussion about the MS-jokes was some sort of a fake. I thought it was funny to call myself Xero and contradict myself as Vader. People who know me from the old forum (phorum) will know that I have down similar things before.
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Vader and Xero are the same person and this discussion about the MS-jokes was some sort of a fake. I thought it was funny to call myself Xero and contradict myself as Vader. People who know me from the old forum (phorum) will know that I have down similar things before.
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Yes we remember, oh god we remember 
And I am Hendrik De Graeve as well.
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Maybe I am even Chris Burkitt ...
Who knows, Boba LS. Maybe you are alone in this forum and all the other ones are just me. A vicious plot to drive you insane, designed by a madgone psychologist ...
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Who knows, Boba LS. Maybe you are alone in this forum and all the other ones are just me. A vicious plot to drive you insane, designed by a madgone psychologist ...
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