The UK General Election

Who cares what you bushwhackers are voting for? You don't even have the Euro but still you felt the full force of the worldwide financial meltdown.

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danm - this man speaks the truth

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Cameron's made it to SniffPetrol: Clicky

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RIP Jules, never to be forgotten. #KeepFightingMichael

You want da roads to be like mended and dat? You want like no more of dem speedy camera @#$%&? You want like better flowin’ motorways and dat? I iz like ready to promise like anyting you want, ya knaaa? And den when I iz like totally like livin’ in Downing Street and dat, I iz hactually going to like totally ignore you and pretend to be like interested in da environment and @#$%&. Ya get me? Oh blast, one of the ponies has trampled into the breakfast room. Ta-ra.



hahaha so true!




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ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat

Ever so slightly controversial there Damn....but not entirely without merit.

He gets my vote!







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danm schrieb:
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> I shan't be voting bloody labour.
>
> I hold them personally responsibly for stupid
> actions such as rewarding lazy chavs with tax
> benefits and free money/housing/new youth centres
> for sitting on their arse watching Jeremy Kyle all
> day, selling some drugs, shooting some people and
> then pissing themselves up the wall. And then
> letting them breed, and rewardinng that too.
>
> I am sorry but we need to all take a big $hit over
> that part of this population. Africa isn't meant
> to be mass populated for that same reason.
> Survival of the fittest.
>
> If it wasn't for us intervening, they'd probably
> still be a vast continent of nomadic and self
> sustained tribe groups.
>
> No amount of aid will solve Africa. Geography
> kills it. We are the umbilical cord - the western
> world.
>
> Why the hell do we need to be the lifeblood of an
> otherwise weak, unmotivated and frankly useless
> portion of our population. Chavs and families who
> refuse to go to school, or don't even try to get a
> job.
>
> Darwin. Survival of the fittest.
>
> Let's face it, in terms of evolution, without
> labour, they'd die off.
>
> With labour, we are letting them multiply. Like
> bacteria. It isn't good to breed too much of a bad
> thing, and this country right now is not only
> encouraging it, but spurring it on as if it is a
> good thing.
>
> Equal rights for hard done by families? Whatever
> happened to hard work. Good old grafting. If you
> can't find a place in society, then you aren't
> good for society.
>
> In nature, this means you perish. Your species and
> your family does not live on to tell the tale. You
> don't cut it, you don't make it. Cruel, but fair.
>
> Sure, the conservatives are harsh, but at least
> they know when to say pi$$ off if something is
> slowing you down. Coal miners? Anyone remember?
> Cruel, but fair.
>
> My brother broke his femur again last week.
> Brittle bones. He had to have a major operation to
> correct a telescopic pin in his leg. They didn't
> know if he had the bone density, strength or bone
> matter left (from repeated snapping) to be able to
> re-pin it without crumbing away. The ball and
> socket of the hip joint was also damaged and it
> was unsure if the blood supply was sufficient to
> maintain the vessels that assisted in movement of
> the leg.
>
> He was close to paralysis.
>
> He was facing that, or a summer of sitting on his
> back for up to 6 months with his legs held 90
> degrees to his body over a frame. Traction.
> Awful.
>
> Or he could get lucky and they could re-pin it.
>
> But you know what was on his mind? No, not
> breeding. (*uncertain on that one). Not free tax
> money. Not sitting on his ass playing computer
> games.
>
> He wanted to know if and how he could finish his
> degree this summer; if he could attend graduation;
> and if he could have a few weeks extra time to
> finish it because he'd be drugged up in hospital
> for the rest of the easter term.
>
> Screw labour. Why the hell do we need to reward
> people who don't even TRY?
>
> I am happy that my tax money goes to operations
> that pay for things the NHS does for my little
> brother. But the rest of you, your tax is paying
> for chav drugs. Sky HD boxes. Football shirts.
> Cans of White Lightning

ah, the good old social darwinism. i really hope you'll never become one of its victims

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i think reading this thread drunk is really stupid, which is why i will stop now

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did anyone see Russell Howard's Good News show? David Cameron is depicted as Gene Hunt in a new Labour poster, but a newsreader pronounced the name slightly wrong...

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RIP Jules, never to be forgotten. #KeepFightingMichael

Muks_C Wrote:
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> did anyone see Russell Howard's Good News show?
> David Cameron is depicted as Gene Hunt in a new
> Labour poster, but a newsreader pronounced the
> name slightly wrong...
>
>




Sky has got too many blunders these days. I saw on Sky Sports News one day that said something about a footballer scoring a shot on goal instead it said "@#$%& on Goal"

This picture is self explanatory.



Looks like BMW vote Conservative!!!

That is very clever.


Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it

BMW drivers look like cocks at the best of times, there's no need to enhance that persona by putting their political views on their cars. even less reason to let them out of a side street than usual

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RIP Jules, never to be forgotten. #KeepFightingMichael

Does that mean everyone with a normal badge is a Tory?

Anyway, Lib Dems for me. Clegg is the only one who hasn't come off as a complete and utter tool so far, and the only one who has had the balls to take up an interview with Paxman.

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Yeah Nick Clegg has done surprisingly well so far.
I especially like his no punishment for criminals and flood the UK with immigrants policies.
As well as his enthusiasm for handing what powers our government has left over to the EU



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what exactly are the Lib dem policies on immigration and the EU? I have a japanese girlfriend, and it was a nightmare getting her post study visa last year, and it looks like it's only going to get worse when she needs to renew it (though hopefully by then i'll be in a position to emigrate myself, and leave this place behind... good riddance!).

Personally, I feel teh UK should withdraw from Europe. Just because these people are close to us, why should they get a priority in terms of immigration?

No party is currently standing out enough to make me actually bother to vote... would never vote labour (they nearly destroyed my education), Nick Clegg does not fill me with confidence, and Conservatives have a pro Europe policy...

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If I was old enough to vote, I'd be vote Conservative, but only by a smidge from Lib Dem. Would never vote Labour after I've been making fun of Gordon Brown for the last 2-3 years.

Talking about Gordon Brown: Did anybody see him basically admit no one liked him on the second election debate on Thursday? It was so funny

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Liberal Democrats, or rather, Nick Clegg is awful.

He and his party are allowed to make absurd statements with the strong liklihood the promises won't have to be fulfilled. Because they won't win.

Did anyone see the second debate last night? Give him a few more years, let him run in the next election and I think he will put up a fair two way fight with the Conservatives. A bit immature, and it showed.

I am voting Conservatives. I want a say on the anti-EU. I want layabouts to be forced to get off their a$$es all day and do something for their jobseekers' allowance. Enough reasons alone for me. And the rest.


Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it

I'd vote Lib Dem but since I'm in Northern Ireland, I can't.

Also, hooray for the EU, they do good things.