Swine Flu

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Re: Swine Flu
Date: April 30, 2009 09:48AM
Posted by: iCeMaN pAuL
that pic would be enough to make any hetrosexual guy stop being a vegetarian ;)




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Re: Swine Flu
Date: April 30, 2009 01:15PM
Posted by: Iceman-Kimi
Are vegetarians hetrosexual in the first place? I thought they would all be gay :P

Re: Swine Flu
Date: April 30, 2009 01:34PM
Posted by: MikaHalpinen
wtf two icemans in a row....mmmm icemen. I want some tofu
Re: Swine Flu
Date: April 30, 2009 01:46PM
Posted by: The Lopper


This calls for an ice cream sandwich.
Re: Swine Flu
Date: April 30, 2009 02:01PM
Posted by: mortal
Anything but an Iceman-Kimi-iCeMaN pAuL sandwich will be just fine thanks. ;)


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Re: Swine Flu
Date: April 30, 2009 02:58PM
Posted by: The Lopper
Mmmmmmm....Iceman-Kimi-iCeMaN pAuL sandwich...



Incidentally there's a great photo I found when looking for this pic that I'm not allowed post here. Look up 'Homer salivating' in Google Images and it should be in the first two rows of photos. Hellooooooooo! :)
Re: Swine Flu
Date: April 30, 2009 03:13PM
Posted by: Naboo
Lol i used to have something like that on my old phone



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Re: Swine Flu
Date: May 01, 2009 11:20AM
Posted by: mortal



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Re: Swine Flu
Date: May 01, 2009 12:45PM
Posted by: salvasirignano
The Lopper Wrote:
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> Mmmmmmm....Iceman-Kimi-iCeMaN pAuL sandwich...
>
> [i.ehow.com]
> 926/drooling-homer_Full.jpg
>
> Incidentally there's a great photo I found when
> looking for this pic that I'm not allowed post
> here. Look up 'Homer salivating' in Google Images
> and it should be in the first two rows of photos.
> Hellooooooooo! :)


I wouldn't, who wants to get oral from Homer Simpson?
Re: Swine Flu
Date: May 01, 2009 06:11PM
Posted by: Naboo
"go-on give Homer a kiss" she said whilst unbuttoning her fly.



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Re: Swine Flu
Date: May 01, 2009 10:21PM
Posted by: gav
Re: Swine Flu
Date: May 01, 2009 10:38PM
Posted by: salvasirignano
The Lopper Wrote:
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> [baconfreak.com]
> /04/meatbikinibottomschristy.jpg
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> This one's going to have it like a bitch. :)

Maybe that's not bacon, but really bad syphillis?



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Re: Swine Flu
Date: May 02, 2009 05:00AM
Posted by: mortal
Guy walks into a 7-11, Pulls out two strips of bacon and demands all the money.

Oh my God, it's the Aporkalypse!

I've just phoned the Swine Flu Help Line, what a waste of time, I couldn't understand a word.
All I got was crackling...


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Re: Swine Flu
Date: May 02, 2009 01:01PM
Posted by: The Lopper
ROFL, ROFL and yet more ROFL in this thread! ;)
Re: Swine Flu
Date: May 02, 2009 01:43PM
Posted by: mortal
I think i have swine flu........I’ve come out in rashers.

Cheap holidays now available in Mexico, not a deal to be sneezed at!

My mates got swine flu. I think hes just telling porkies though!

Symptoms of swine flu - feeling Pinky and Perky

It's Hamageddon!




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Re: Swine Flu
Date: May 04, 2009 02:20PM
Posted by: mortal
Coming to a cinema near you!

Aporkalypse Now

Swine Flu, Zombie Outbreak, or Ham of Darkness?

Flu Wars
The Phantom Virus

Requiem for a Pig
The hopes and dreams of four ambitious pigs are shattered when a flu outbreak begins spiraling out of control.

Pig's Cradle.
"There was a sound like that of the gentle closing of a portal as big as the sky, the great door of heaven being closed softly. It was a grand 'SQUEEEEEE!!'
I opened my eyes -- and all the sea was bacon."

Citizen Swine
Newspaper bacon Charles Foster Swine, one of the richest and most powerful pigs in America if not the world, dies. A newspaperman digs into his past seeking the meaning of his enigmatic last squeal: "Rosebud."

Dr. Swinelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Flu
An insane rancher starts a process to create swine flu holocaust that a war room of politicians and generals frantically try to stop.

Porky's

Deadhog Day
Every hog has his day.

P*I*G*
Starring "Hot Lips" Swineihan

The Seventh Swine
An ancient evil has been awakened and there's nothing you can do to stop it...except pray.

Days of swine and roses

PORKLOOSE Starring KEVIN BACON

George A. Romero returns to the genre he created...
Land of the Pigs
'who's eating who?...'

The Swining
Jack catches fever and carves up the family.

Swinal Tap
Swinal Tap, the world's loudest swine, is chronicled by hack documentarian Marti DeBergi on what proves to be a fateful tour.

Remake of HAMlet

One Flu Over The Cuckoo's Nest

The Silence of the Pigs
Dr. Swineabal Lecter. Brilliant. Cunning. Psychotic. In his mind lies the clue to a ruthless killer.

Swine Like it Hot
The piggy's too HOT for words!

Saving Private Swine

Much ado about Nothing

SWINE WARS (A New Pork)

On Fecal Pond

A Mighty Methane Wind

Porkcho
By Alfred Hitchcock
A new- and altogether different- swine excitement!!!

Pork Fiction
Swine like me don't make invitations like this to just anyone!

Swineheart.
"Every pig dies, not every pig really lives."

Forest Swine

Driving Mrs Swiney

Battleflu Galatica

SWINEZILLA

Abbott and Costello meet the swine flu

E.T the extra swine flu

Scooby Doo and the case of the swine flu

Fast Times At Swinemont High

Gone with the flu

When Porky met Sally
Can two hogs sleep together and live to see the morning?

Aliens Vs Predapig

The Swine In Miss Jones

Behind the Green Swine

Miss Piggy Does Dallas

Deep Swine

The Wizard of Hogs
Click your hooves together three times...

Swine Hard with a Vengance

Rebel Without a Hog
Hog horror torn from today's headlines

The Swineanator
Staring Arnold Swinesanator

Porks of Glory
Never has the screen thrust so deeply into the guts of hogs!

Porkergeist
"They're Haaaaaam."

Reservoir Hogs
Four perfect Killers. One perfect Swine. Now all they have to fear is each other.

Fry Hard

The 40 Year Old Virginia Ham

A Clockwork Oink

Lord of the Pigs
In a small village in the Swine a young Hoggit named Frodo has been entrusted with an ancient Pig.

Aporkalypto
When the end comes, not everyone is ready to go.....oink

Donnie Porko

Bicentennial Ham
One robot's 200 year journey to become an ordinary ham.

I, Piglet

Bowling for Quarantine
2002 American documentary film written, directed, produced by, and starring Michael Moore.

The Swineshank Redemption
Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free.

The Pig Sleep
The type of pig she hated . . . was the type she wanted !

The Swinefather
An offer you can't refuse.

Porkie and Clyde
"The strangest damned gang you ever heard of. They're young. They're sick. They spread flu."

Ferris Porker's Day Off
"One Pig's struggle to take it easy."

Raiders of the lost Pork
Archeologist and adventurer Indiana Jones is hired by the US government to find the Pork of the Covenant.

Mad Max The Pork Warrior
Ruthless... Savage... Spectacular.

The Silence Of The Pork

Swine Trek
To boldly go where no flu has gone before.

Ace Ventura Pig Detective
He's the best there is! (Actually, he's the only one there is.)

Swineday the 13th
Crystal Lake has a new killer.

Full Pork Jacket
An Epic Story of the Swine War

Swineset Boulevard
A Hoggywood Story.

Indiana Jowls - Raiders of the Lost Pork

West Side Porky
Musical about two porkers from rival NYC gangs who spread the flu.

A Fistful of Rashers

Cool Hand Fluke
What we've got here is failure to communicate

Swinien
"In space no one can hear you oink."

The House of 1000 pork bellies
an inside look at the meatpacking industry.

The Swine Ultimatum
This summer Jason Bourne comes home. In a body bag.

Butch Spamidy and The Swinemunch Kid

Boar Runner The Butchers Cut
Starring Harriswine Ford

Swining Miss Daisy
The comedy that won a Piglitzer Prize

The Last Hamperor
a Tale of honour amongst Japanese Boarlords

Porky and Bess

Crouching Piglet Hidden Hamhock

Pigtoon
"The First Casualty of War is Bacon"

The Good the Bad and The Infected
A bounty hunting scam joins two men in an uneasy alliance against a third in a race to find the swine flu infection buried with bars of gold in a remote cemetery.

The Pigorcist.
Something beyond comprehension is happening to a little girl on this street, in this house. A man has been called for as a last resort to try and save her. That man is The Pigorcist.

Frankenswine
A Monster Science Created - But Could Not Destroy!

The Curious Case of Benjamin Bacon.

Universal Shoulder
Starring Jean Claude van Hamme

Close Encounters of the Flutard Kind
Close Encounter of the First Kind - Sighting of a flutard. Close Encounter of the Second Kind - Physical infection. Close Encounter of the Third Kind - Contact. WE ARE NOT ALIVE!

The Rocky Horror Pigflu Show

Flatswiners
Is there life after death? Stars Kevin Bacon

Swineler on the Roof
In pre-revolutionary Russia, a poor Jewish peasant must contend with marrying off his three daughters while watching his wife die of pig flu.

A Ham Called Wanda

In this delicious comedy that redefined the description “bacon”, with Jamie Lee Curtis and Kevin Kline as American crooks planning a double-cross on their “slimey” partners in swine.
Not for pork lovers.

The Thin Red Swine
Every ham fights his own war.

Swine Bandits
A young boy accidently joins a band of boars as they jump from time-period to time-period looking for treasure to steal.

Hamma Montana

Dances With Swines
Inside everyone is a pandemic waiting to be unleashed.

Hambo: First Blood

Greasy


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Re: Swine Flu
Date: May 04, 2009 10:56PM
Posted by: Naboo
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ZOMBIES!!!



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Re: Swine Flu
Date: May 04, 2009 11:19PM
Posted by: salvasirignano
>Universal Shoulder
>Starring Jean Claude van Hamme

Lol Mal ;)
Re: Swine Flu
Date: May 04, 2009 11:26PM
Posted by: The Lopper
D'ya know something Mal?

I think we're DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED. ;)
Re: Swine Flu
Date: May 04, 2009 11:56PM
Posted by: turkey_machine
"Every heist he's gotta start yelling my name."

Each time I see mortal's real name spelled out on this forum, I cannot help but think "Serenity".



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