Haha Mortal, great joke
Mr. Electricity came home one day in a really bad mood. His wife asked him, "what's wrong?"
And Mr. Electricity replied, "You wouldn't believe the day I've had! I found out this morning that I was carrying a wire. Of course I tried to get rid of it, but then these men showed up and put me in a cell - but only after a great deal of resistance".
"What happened next?" gasped his wife.
"Well I was made to do a circuit of the station before coming back to my cell. Then when I was completely out of energy, they charged me!"
"That's shocking!" exclaimed his wife, "What did they charge you with?"
"Battery!"
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