Anyone come across this site?

Posted by mortal 
Re: Anyone come across this site?
Date: April 30, 2008 10:30PM
Posted by: mortal
Have everyone turned into a bunch of nerdy physicists or what?

So this hydrogen atom walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. He says to the bartender, ‘I think I’ve lost an electron.’ The bartender says, ‘Are you sure?’ The electron says, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’ :-)


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Re: Anyone come across this site?
Date: May 01, 2008 02:52AM
Posted by: n00binio
lol , mortal you´re telling a lot of jokes in the last time. all of them are good, i hope you can keep that speed.

and two quotations:

r.p. feynman: physics is like sex. sure, it may give some practical results but that´s not why we do it

e. rutherford: in science there´s only physics. all the rest is stamp collecting
Re: Anyone come across this site?
Date: May 01, 2008 04:11AM
Posted by: Locke Cole
Haha Mortal, great joke :)

Mr. Electricity came home one day in a really bad mood. His wife asked him, "what's wrong?"
And Mr. Electricity replied, "You wouldn't believe the day I've had! I found out this morning that I was carrying a wire. Of course I tried to get rid of it, but then these men showed up and put me in a cell - but only after a great deal of resistance".
"What happened next?" gasped his wife.
"Well I was made to do a circuit of the station before coming back to my cell. Then when I was completely out of energy, they charged me!"
"That's shocking!" exclaimed his wife, "What did they charge you with?"
"Battery!"



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Re: Anyone come across this site?
Date: May 01, 2008 05:39AM
Posted by: MikaHalpinen
that joke had potential
Re: Anyone come across this site?
Date: May 01, 2008 06:51AM
Posted by: mortal
Hahahaha, that's a winner! :-)


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