the words women use

lol glyn.

sound advice there

another one:

Woman: Does this dress make my arse look big?

Man: No. The Fact that you've actually got a fat arse makes your arse look big.

Why do they ask us to choose between 2 dresses/shoes? Whichever one you pick, they say whats wrong with the other one? Then you say you like the other one, then they say you only changed your mind because she said that. then it ends up in some sort of argument. complicated things, women.

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RIP Jules, never to be forgotten. #KeepFightingMichael

Wow, someone dug up the past :p. Nice 1 though.

whos that strange person who started this thread

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Dunno, some weird person similar to Tux :P :P

hmm mabey he does look stunninly hansom!

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hmmm, probably not :P

liar :P

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No, honest. :P

hey Jon, when ever i see your name in the thread header i always think of these







LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat

hmm, they are good

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a bit cheesy though, like your jokes :P

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Broders

lol, how bad was that :P

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broders Wrote:
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> a bit cheesy though, like your jokes :P

Ooooh thats bad :p

"If she asks if her bum looks big in this, reply "oh course not love, your bum doesnt look big - it is big!""

This win the "Reply of the day"- contest!!!!!!!!

LOL!

Didnt spot that in his reply >_<

ooo..way to go Joe!!!!

while the thread is still resurrected, wifey asks hubby if she can have a boob job, so he throws her a roll of bog paper, she says wtf! what am I s'posed to do with this......rub it on yr boobs luv.....that won't make them bigger she says.....why not, it worked on yer arse.......boom boom

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LMFAO!!!

oh dear :|


but still lmao at these appauling jokes