The top oil companies do learn from each others mistakes...
They copied each others response plans!They are so good, that they are even going to save walruses. They have not been in the Gulf for 3 million years, but that is just a minor detail. The important thing is that they have 40 pages on media management, and 13 samples of press releases!
Edit: I forgot the turtle expert, that is listed as a contact person at University of Miami. He hasn't worked there for 19 years. More worryingly he died in 2005!
It's only after we've lost everything, that we are free to do anything.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/23/2010 05:32PM by Morbid.