Things I have learnt from the movies.
Posted by mortal
1. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
2. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
3. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off even while scuba diving.
4. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
5. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.
6. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
7. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
8. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
9. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
10 Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.
11. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
12. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
13. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.
14. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
15. When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.
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2. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
3. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off even while scuba diving.
4. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
5. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.
6. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
7. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
8. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
9. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
10 Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.
11. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
12. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
13. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.
14. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
15. When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.
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This must be its third time of being resurrected in this forum - at least!
Sorry guys, didn't know it was OOOLDDD! lol
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DaveEllis
This was tested and confirmed in Mythbusters. A person with no flight training can land commercial aircraft whilst being talked down by a pilot.
Did they tell the passengers?
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