The war in Afghanistan might be over this weekend ...
Posted by Vader
UNITED STATES REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 5,000-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennesse and Texas troopers will be dropped into Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about taliban terrorists:
• The season opened today.
• There is no limit.
• They taste just like chicken.
• They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music or Jesus.
• They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/16/2009 09:17PM by Vader.
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 5,000-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennesse and Texas troopers will be dropped into Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about taliban terrorists:
• The season opened today.
• There is no limit.
• They taste just like chicken.
• They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music or Jesus.
• They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/16/2009 09:17PM by Vader.
Brilliant, I'm posting that on GLP lol!
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