Banjo String Snappage!

Don't read on if your easily offended. Bit of an unusual request.

Need a bit of friendly advice During some very drunken sexual antics the other night my banjo string snapped, pain, blood everywhere, lovely. Anyway, just wondering if it will ever heal itself like before, and I can't see how that would happen. Or should I see a doctor, or does it really make no difference whatsoever? I'm sure there must be somebody here who's gone through the same thing :| Anybody? =]




"No it's not a skirt"

i showed this my girlfriend (her dads a surgeon) and he sed:

"if its still hurts go see a dcotor, if it dusnt hurt monitor it and if its not healing ina week or so then c 1, but if it starts 2 heal tehn leave it

and u shudnt use it til its healed"

Sim

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All Hail The New York Giants - Winners of Superbowl XXI, XXV and XLII!

"I'd love to know what goes on in that crazy head of yours sometimes, Sim..." - Locke Cole

Oh you mean your [winks]banjo string[winks again] snapped[nudge nudge] I dunno. Never happened to me. I'd advise bringing it to a [winks]Music shop and asking them[another wink] what they think.[winking]

btw, he also says that in 95% of cases like this it happened during anal.......

Sim

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All Hail The New York Giants - Winners of Superbowl XXI, XXV and XLII!

"I'd love to know what goes on in that crazy head of yours sometimes, Sim..." - Locke Cole

ooo.. NOW I GET IT!!

i got a tad confused there for a sec.. :|

So wipe the @#$%& off it first.....

lol sasjag, afraid not :P I was that drunk I'm not actually sure how the @#$%& it happened tho!


"No it's not a skirt"

lmao :P

if it does heal it wont be exactly like before tho

Sim

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All Hail The New York Giants - Winners of Superbowl XXI, XXV and XLII!

"I'd love to know what goes on in that crazy head of yours sometimes, Sim..." - Locke Cole

Wouldn't think so. Oh and believe me I ain't planning on using it again until it's well healed lol. Baggy foreskin here i come :D


"No it's not a skirt"

God, good thing my English is not at the level where I know what these little words mean

I shall also refrain from asking for details :P

I'll post a pic if you want Gui :P Also forget to say, made a right mess of her bed as well lol. Must have been at least a pint of blood :O


"No it's not a skirt"

yeah apparently it squirts out lol


my gf knows too much about this for my liking :s

Sim

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All Hail The New York Giants - Winners of Superbowl XXI, XXV and XLII!

"I'd love to know what goes on in that crazy head of yours sometimes, Sim..." - Locke Cole

oook... i thínk i just found out more then i wanted to.,. :|

Dear Haggis,

Very sorry to hear about your problem with your frenulum (that's the real word for it!). I hope it wan't too horrific an experience for you. I'm not an expert on this sort of stuff, but I hope these links are helpful to you. I did a google search to see if there was any helpful information around, and these came up.

[www.studenthealth.co.uk]
[www.gpnotebook.co.uk]
[www.irishhealth.com]

--Rubi



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/04/2004 10:12PM by Rubidius.

Rubi, expect some very weird spam mail coming in

And Haggis, no, I am fine :P I don't know what the thing is, just know the general location :P I am happy not to have to know more, and I shall not research to know what frenulum is exactly :P

dude

i hope i never go through that :|

Neil, you shouldn't have to worry at all
Maybe you even cause that to someone though :P!!

Man that made my legs turn to jelly. I am with Neil on this one

Hope you recover!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/04/2004 10:34PM by markko.

i Had a similar prob a few years ago didnt completly snap, more frayed anyway i hope you wernt on the vinegar stroke :p that would have been doubley messy lol :p .

reading that original post about haggis's banjo string snapping leads me too offer these words of wisdom


Don't grip it so hard


and i'm sure the stereotype of scottish men being tight fisted has nothing to do with it LOL




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