Annoying Flatmates!

as some of u know, i absolutely hate my flat mates, they are all wankers

recently, the @#$%& have taken to eating my food, that stopped. now they have started dribking my milk. i bought 4 pints yesterday, i have none left - i've only had a bowl of cereal.


anyway, this has been going on for a week. time to @#$%& them off

so i'm gonna put sommet in my milk, teach them, a lesson. only prob is, what shud i put in it?

suggestions please!

Sim

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Small ammounts of piss. Not enough to seriously discolour it, but enough so they will taste it

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Depends how much you hate them.....

Can range from broken glass....to a different kind of milk.

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i;ve had a winning suggestion from my missus!

cum in it:P

bbl....

Sim

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leave a bottle of milk under the radiator for a few days, maybe a week, put it back in the fridge, another job well done


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nah, it will smell as old milk Ian !
Sim, add some laxant to the white substance

YES, Gui has it! Get some laxatives! A friend of mine put laxatives into the water jug in our old sixth form centre.....to hilarious results.....

Yeah :D

And remember Sim... 5 gallons is not as much as you would think it is . Please report back to us the consequences!!! :D :D :D :D

well.....i went with my gfs suggestion for now :P


if that fails to work, laxatives will be bought!

Sim

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didnt she ask or enquire about how you were going to produce the "substance"?

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i cant help but feel that jo is there with you sim??



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rapid_f1 Wrote:
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> didnt she ask or enquire about how you were going
> to produce the "substance"?
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shes old enough to now how i produce it


redsam: no she aint, she went home yesterday :'

Sim

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All Hail The New York Giants - Winners of Superbowl XXI, XXV and XLII!

"I'd love to know what goes on in that crazy head of yours sometimes, Sim..." - Locke Cole

I hoped you brushed your teeth after

hehe, this should be awesome Sim :D! But can't beat a white thingy+laxative combination, especially if the flush isn't working

Im not impressed with my whole floor really at Uni, they come in really early in the morning and decide to party in the corridor, and tend to do it very often. Mostly involving playing football or racing remote control cars. OF course their drunk so it ends up slamming into your door.

Luckily i have a fridge in my room so i dont have that problem sim.

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yeah thats exactly how mine are, pisses me off. i've decided to just hate them now and i dont give a @#$%&. i aint living with them next year, and get on with mates from my course so all is good


we're not allowed fridges or minifridges in our rooms apparently they trp teh electricty. so am gonna get a surge protector and bring mine up after xmas

Sim

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All Hail The New York Giants - Winners of Superbowl XXI, XXV and XLII!

"I'd love to know what goes on in that crazy head of yours sometimes, Sim..." - Locke Cole

I'll take pics of my room and post here :D

please don't

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hehe, it's ok Chris :P.
First, I'm not naked! Second, it's pretty nice, except for my roommate. He's very disorganized, so I am the one who has to clean up.
Now my bunker is disassembled, so it looks sweet! :D

i doubt they would notice any taste difference with cum. But the laxatives idea was great.

i doubt they would notice any taste difference with cum.

no, but on the last day it wud be good to tell tham about it

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