since i've posted a rambling drunken post hahahaha but here i am, oh god, such a good nitgh, was the med ball, but now i'm going to nbed so be cool everybody!
He's drunk. You wouldn't expect him to remember that sorta thing now would ya?
Everyone knows that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10; indeed, it's a common requirement in fairy tales. If the human didn't have to overcome huge odds, what would be the point? Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld