Oh @#$%&! Religion....

rofl

especially @ Hare Krishna :P

haha

i was wondering what that smell was

jehova's witnesses one is class

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LOL!

Ah, I have a poster of '@#$%& happens', it's very funny

Haven't got a digital camera to hand, so I'll type instead:

Taoism: If you understand @#$%&, it isn't @#$%&.
Hinduism: This @#$%& happened before.
Confucianism: Confucious say '@#$%& happens'.
Buddism: @#$%& will happen to you again.
Zen: What is the sound of @#$%& happening?
Islam: If @#$%& happens it is the will of Allah.
Sikhism: Leave our @#$%& alone.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock, @#$%& happens.
Atheism: I don't believe this @#$%&.
Agnosticism: Can you prove that @#$%& happens?
Catholicism: If @#$%& happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: @#$%& happens, Amen to that!
Judaism: Why does @#$%& always happen to us?
Orthodox Judaism: So @#$%& happens, already.
Televangelism: Send money or @#$%& will happen to you.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this @#$%&.
Hare Krisha: @#$%& happens, rama rama.
Nation of Islam: Don't take no @#$%&.
New Age: Visualise @#$%& happening.
Shintoism: You inherit the @#$%& of your ancestors.
Hedonism: I love it when @#$%& happens.
Satanism: sneppah tihs.
Capitalism: This is MY @#$%&.
Feminism: Men are @#$%&.
Existentalism: What is @#$%&, anyway?
Scientology: If @#$%& happens, see Dianetics p.137.
Mormonism: Excrement happens (don't say @#$%&!)
Baptism: We'll wash the @#$%& right off you
Mysticism: Thjis is really weird @#$%&
Disneyism: Bad @#$%& doesn't happen here
Communism: Let's share this @#$%&
Marxism: You have nothing to lose but your @#$%&
Conspiracy Theorism: THEY @#$%& on us!
Psycho-Analysis: Tell me about your @#$%&
Darwinism: Survival of the Shittest
Amish: Modern @#$%& is useless
Suicidal: I've had enough of this @#$%&
Optimism: @#$%& won't happen to me
Trekism: To boldly @#$%& where no-one has @#$%& before
Shakespearean: To @#$%& or not to @#$%&, that is the question
Descartes: I @#$%&, therefore I am
Freud: @#$%& is a phallic symbol
Lawyers: For enough money, I can get you out of @#$%&
Acupuncturist: Hold still or this will hurt like @#$%&
Dog: I just @#$%& on your shoe
Cat: Dogs are @#$%&
Mouse: Oh @#$%&! A cat!
Politcally Correct: internally processed, nutritionally-drained biologically output happens
Einstein: @#$%& is relative
Family Gathering: Relatives are @#$%&
Materialism: Whoever dies with the most @#$%& wins
Vegetarianism: If it happens to @#$%&, don't eat it
Fatalism: Oh @#$%&, it's going to happen
Environmentalism: @#$%& is biodegradeable
Americanism: Who gives a @#$%&?
Statistician: @#$%& is 84.7% likely to happen
Hip-Hop: Motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!
Tantrism: @#$%& this @#$%&
Cynicism: We are all full of @#$%&
Surrealism: Fish happens
Wicca: You can make @#$%& happen, but @#$%& will happen to you three times.

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Darwinism: Survival of the Shittest

The best


Funky Truck - The official Vader Trophy Racing Timewaster
BATracer - Online racing strategy game, great fun!

Surrealism: Fish happens

My type of response to any such debate

Satanism one is brilliant!

Hahahahahahhahahahaha, some of those are so good it's hard to spot the best one :P

But anyways, I picked a random one from the second list:

Shakespearean: To @#$%& or not to @#$%&, that is the question -> I'm sure some people wonder that when near a public restroom

What about Jediism?

May the @#$%& be with you




Funky Truck - The official Vader Trophy Racing Timewaster
BATracer - Online racing strategy game, great fun!

these are actually kinda fun to make up

Apathism: I don't give a @#$%&
Skepticism: I don't believe this @#$%&
Snopesism: That's bull @#$%&

haha, thats funny. best word ever.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 10/27/2005 08:18AM by Red_Bull.