Women

Posted by Glyn 
Women
Date: September 22, 2003 02:32AM
Posted by: Glyn
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I
needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything
was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened
suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally
predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I
decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She
rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad
impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun
initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl
with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced
me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.



Re: Women
Date: September 22, 2003 03:04AM
Posted by: MikaHalpinen
and so it begins....

LOL!

Re: Women
Date: September 22, 2003 03:05AM
Posted by: sasjag
LOLOLOL



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Re: Women
Date: September 22, 2003 09:05AM
Posted by: Lanky-Lad
HAHA!






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Re: Women
Date: September 22, 2003 02:02PM
Posted by: Kimi Räikkönen
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!



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Re: Women
Date: September 22, 2003 02:27PM
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