Anti Terrorism Actions
Posted by sasjag
As we all know, extreme Islamic fundamentalists/Taliban consider it a
sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So this Saturday
at 2.00 PM all British women are asked to walk out of their houses
completely naked, to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort. All men are to position themselves in patio chairs in front of
their houses to prove they are not terrorists, and demonstrate that they
think it's OK to see nude women other than their wives and to show
support for all British women. Since the Taliban/Islamic
fundamentalists, do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side
is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment. The UK government
appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your
participation in this important activity.
Sim
All Hail The New York Giants - Winners of Superbowl XXI, XXV and XLII!
"I'd love to know what goes on in that crazy head of yours sometimes, Sim..." - Locke Cole
sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So this Saturday
at 2.00 PM all British women are asked to walk out of their houses
completely naked, to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort. All men are to position themselves in patio chairs in front of
their houses to prove they are not terrorists, and demonstrate that they
think it's OK to see nude women other than their wives and to show
support for all British women. Since the Taliban/Islamic
fundamentalists, do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side
is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment. The UK government
appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your
participation in this important activity.
Sim
All Hail The New York Giants - Winners of Superbowl XXI, XXV and XLII!
"I'd love to know what goes on in that crazy head of yours sometimes, Sim..." - Locke Cole
LOL 
It's a shame, that I'm not in England
It's a shame, that I'm not in England
But it's JANUARY! Too cold for a six pack!
lol,
erm, ok.
this saterday then? can they do it early? :P
erm, ok.
this saterday then? can they do it early? :P
Sorry, I have a rehearsal on Saturday afternoons and I do not rise before 12:30. Can it be Sunday, instead?
What happens if you live on a farm in the middle of nowhere. Do the sheep have to strip instead?
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