the world according to mickey

Argentina Egypt Hong Kong Jamaica
Capital: Maradona
Argentina is in South Africa, near the Amazon, next to a country called Bovril. It is sometimes cold and hot and Madonna and Abba live there.




Capital: Camels
The Green Mile runs through here, and has big stone pyramids on the sand. You can buy lots of bandages here and it smells of ****. People who live here draw on their walls and in olden times fairies were put in tombs. Capital: Phooey
Hong Kong is in Africa and Hong Kong Phooey lives here with his assistant Rosemary. King Kong lives in a volcano here with his ninja warriors. They eat jelly and watch television.

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Capital: Bob Marley
The King of Jamaica is Bob Marley, who is also in charge of karaoke. You can drink rum here and Uncle Buck taught the Jamaican Olympic bobsleigh team.


Australia France India Spain
Capital: Neighbours
Aussie is the largest area in the world and is bigger than England. Kangaroos live here with Alf Stewart, Toadfish and the man from Crocodile Dundee. People come here to surf and wear cork hats which is the law, 'cos of the killer spiders. Capital: Wine
People in France wear onions around their necks, 'cos of vampires, and eat slugs and bread. You can see the Empire State Building and Jean Claude Van Damme.



Capital: Tandoori
Curry comes from India and it's cheaper to it there. I think they give you free poppadoms. Dead people live in the river and the birds eat them.


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Capital: Bulls
The Pope lives in Spain with his mate Ricky Martin, who's a dancer. Very rich people go on holiday here and wear hankies on their heads, 'cos the sun can melt your hair.

China Greece Israel USA
Capital: Rice
China is a big place near Egypt with lots of Chinese people in it. They make sweet and sour chicken and egg fried rice. Bruce Lee lives here too.



Capital: Stavros
Greece is famous for the film with John Travolta in it which was made there. People eat kebabs made from goats and drink Uzi and the men put oil in their hair.



Capital: Jesus
Mary and Joseph and baby Jesus live here and Joseph runs MFI. You have to ring up before you go because there might not be any rooms left.


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Capital: McDonalds
Spaceships are made here and Will Smith is the Prime Minister. You can eat hot dogs, burgers and big apples. Jerry Springer is the most famous person in this countr. He tries to help people on his own TV show.






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