only in britain............................
Posted by LS.
Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to
the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and
a DIET coke.
Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to
the counters.
Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the
drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to
talk to in the first place.
Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a
skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION... 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on
their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the
fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations
were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling
accidents.
101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of
the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after
opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control
Scalextric cars.
and finally......... In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst
throwing up into the toilet.
LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to
the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and
a DIET coke.
Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to
the counters.
Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the
drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to
talk to in the first place.
Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a
skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION... 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on
their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the
fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations
were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling
accidents.
101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of
the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after
opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control
Scalextric cars.
and finally......... In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst
throwing up into the toilet.
LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
Lmao!
it's all so funny!
it's all so funny!
and finally......... In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst
throwing up into the toilet.
ROFLMAO
throwing up into the toilet.
ROFLMAO
Only in Britain... where we have people who cannot add up, like the people who own Wembly Stadium
Only in Britain... where we have people who cannot spell wembley stadium :p
LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
Only in Britain... where we have people who cannot spell wembley stadium :p
LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and
a DIET coke.
this is true
typical customer in Mcd comes in and says "Super-sized big mack meal, with a large ice cream....and a diet coke"
yeah, who are you fooling...diet coke! pah!
Racing Is Life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting
Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the dead back to life, but he can't do shît for low fps
a DIET coke.
this is true
typical customer in Mcd comes in and says "Super-sized big mack meal, with a large ice cream....and a diet coke"
yeah, who are you fooling...diet coke! pah!
Racing Is Life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting
Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the dead back to life, but he can't do shît for low fps
Only in Britain... where we don't drive on the right side of the road.
i belive we are not the ONLY country to do this
Racing Is Life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting
Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the dead back to life, but he can't do shît for low fps
i belive we are not the ONLY country to do this
Racing Is Life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting
Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the dead back to life, but he can't do shît for low fps
Anguilla, Antigua, Australia,
Bahamas, Bangladesh, Barbados, Bhutan, Botswana, British Virgin Islands, Brunei,
Cayman Islands, Channel Island, Cooke Islands, Cocos Island, Cyprus,
Dominica,
Fiji,
Granada, Guyana,
Hong Kong
India, Indonesia, Ireland, Isle of Man,
Jamaica, Japan,
Kenya, Kiribati,
Lesotho,
Macao, Malawi, Malaysia, Malta, Mauritius, Montserrat, Mozambique,
Namibia, Naunu, Nepal, New Zealand, Norfolk Islands,
Pakistan, Papua New Guinea, Pitcairin Island,
St.Helena, St.Kitts and Nevis, St.Lucia, St.Vincent, Seychelles, Singapore, Solomon Islands, Somalia, South Africa, Sri Lanka, Suriname, Swaziland,
Tanzania, Thailand, Tonga, Trinidad and Tobago, Turke and Caicos Islands,
Uganda, United Kingdom,
Virgin Islands (U.S.),
Zambia, Zimbabwe
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WOW! Looks like only FIRST CALSS STATES have left-hand drive. If even Kiribati and Cooke Islands do it, it can't be wrong!
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
Bahamas, Bangladesh, Barbados, Bhutan, Botswana, British Virgin Islands, Brunei,
Cayman Islands, Channel Island, Cooke Islands, Cocos Island, Cyprus,
Dominica,
Fiji,
Granada, Guyana,
Hong Kong
India, Indonesia, Ireland, Isle of Man,
Jamaica, Japan,
Kenya, Kiribati,
Lesotho,
Macao, Malawi, Malaysia, Malta, Mauritius, Montserrat, Mozambique,
Namibia, Naunu, Nepal, New Zealand, Norfolk Islands,
Pakistan, Papua New Guinea, Pitcairin Island,
St.Helena, St.Kitts and Nevis, St.Lucia, St.Vincent, Seychelles, Singapore, Solomon Islands, Somalia, South Africa, Sri Lanka, Suriname, Swaziland,
Tanzania, Thailand, Tonga, Trinidad and Tobago, Turke and Caicos Islands,
Uganda, United Kingdom,
Virgin Islands (U.S.),
Zambia, Zimbabwe
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WOW! Looks like only FIRST CALSS STATES have left-hand drive. If even Kiribati and Cooke Islands do it, it can't be wrong!
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
Suriname, Swaziland
suriname sounds like a scottish county :P
swaziland :P (nice name) i can guess that is it is near austrailia?
where all you windows pics ellis ? Windaz 2000? :P
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suriname sounds like a scottish county :P
swaziland :P (nice name) i can guess that is it is near austrailia?
where all you windows pics ellis ? Windaz 2000? :P
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lol :P
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Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and
a DIET coke
These are actually more true in America. My pizzas always take a lot longer to arrive than an ambulance... my mate ones tried it
Only in Britain... where Lada's are more reliable then public transport....
LOL... and that one is oh so true
Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and
a DIET coke
These are actually more true in America. My pizzas always take a lot longer to arrive than an ambulance... my mate ones tried it
Only in Britain... where Lada's are more reliable then public transport....
LOL... and that one is oh so true
Only in Britain... you can get food in pubs without taste
Only in Britain... you get disgusting brown HP sauce with your fries
Only in Britain... you can catch a salmonellae infection in a nice Chinatown London and spend four weeks on the loo. Thank you for a nice holiday, Sir
Only in Britain... you get BSE for breakfast (bacon, saussage, eggs)
but...
Only in Britain... you meet the most friendly and helpful people
Only in Britain... you get salt & vinigar Wlaker's crisps
Only in Britain... you are really in Britain.
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
Only in Britain... you get disgusting brown HP sauce with your fries
Only in Britain... you can catch a salmonellae infection in a nice Chinatown London and spend four weeks on the loo. Thank you for a nice holiday, Sir
Only in Britain... you get BSE for breakfast (bacon, saussage, eggs)
but...
Only in Britain... you meet the most friendly and helpful people
Only in Britain... you get salt & vinigar Wlaker's crisps
Only in Britain... you are really in Britain.
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
Only in Britain... you get disgusting brown HP sauce with your fries
yeah but its delicious on a bacon sandwiche (yum yum)
* runs off to kill a pig *
oh alright then * runs off to asda *
LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
yeah but its delicious on a bacon sandwiche (yum yum)
* runs off to kill a pig *
oh alright then * runs off to asda *
LS's Tip of the week
ESSENTIAL OILS aren't essential unless you're an engine, a gearbox or a twat
Only in Britain... you get BSE for breakfast (bacon, saussage, eggs)
LOL
LOL
Only in Britaibn... you have 13 year wannabe terrorists
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
lol,
only in britain do u get a royal family who are the butt of every joke
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only in britain do u get a royal family who are the butt of every joke
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Only in Britain ..... do you have people who believe the moon is made of cheese
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