(Funny captions)

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Date: January 31, 2009 11:13PM
Posted by: iCeMaN pAuL
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Date: January 31, 2009 11:15PM
Posted by: The Lopper
I hate it when you you load up a page and all you get is a "lmao" :)
Re: (Funny captions)
Date: January 31, 2009 11:37PM
Posted by: Monza972
i did not even realise that ;)
Re: (Funny captions)
Date: February 01, 2009 12:25AM
Posted by: Frantic
Sapo Wrote:
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> Frantic schreef:
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> > They think we are in 2004 :p
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>
> And I think they think we are in 2005 ;)


uhhmm... We are in 1985 right? Tazio Nuvolari won the last race in China ;)

Who said that? This guy:



Re: (Funny captions)
Date: February 04, 2009 02:16PM
Posted by: SchueyFan
[en.f1-live.com]

Where's bruno when we need him?

"Piquet also tried to lose weight for 2009
Kimi Raikkonen, Rubens Barrichello and Nico Rosberg have revealed they lost weight, while 23-year-old Piquet's Renault teammate Fernando Alonso is believed to have shed some 4 kilograms.

But according to Germany's Auto Motor und Sport, the frustrated Piquet managed to lose just one kilogram.

"I have nothing more to lose. I am simply bigger than Fernando," he said."

it seems he can also fail off the track ;)





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Re: (Funny captions)
Date: February 04, 2009 05:39PM
Posted by: mika19b
Piquet is one big fail.

He will prove it again this year ;)
Re: (Funny captions)
Date: February 04, 2009 09:01PM
Posted by: iCeMaN pAuL
hhmm i fear we will soon have a size 0 racing driver fiasco ;)




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Re: (Funny captions)
Date: February 05, 2009 01:51PM
Posted by: Bruninho
Sorry, but I had to say it, you guys cant stop flaming about him, yet dont understand a sh%t about racing drivers fitness eh?

N PIQUET
Height: 1,77 m
Weight: 70 kg

F ALONSO
Height : 171 cm
Weight : 64 kg


Depending of the driver, some can and some others cannot lose too much weight, because it could lead to a consequent deterioration in his fitness or strength. That's Kubica's case, for example (1,85m and is rumored to be sub-70kg).

Rosberg is weighing roughly the same as piquet and is 1,78m tall.

You cant simply lose too much weight and still be 1,80 tall. You're probably not going to be strong enough to cope with the jolts and the forces you can encounter in a F1 cockpit.

Each driver is a different case, simple as that.

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Re: (Funny captions)
Date: February 05, 2009 02:15PM
Posted by: Iceman-Kimi
SchueyFan schreef:
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> [en.f1-live.com]
> 090203135423.shtml
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> Where's bruno when we need him?
>
> "Piquet also tried to lose weight for 2009
> Kimi Raikkonen, Rubens Barrichello and Nico
> Rosberg have revealed they lost weight, while
> 23-year-old Piquet's Renault teammate Fernando
> Alonso is believed to have shed some 4 kilograms.
>
> But according to Germany's Auto Motor und Sport,
> the frustrated Piquet managed to lose just one
> kilogram.
>
> "I have nothing more to lose. I am simply bigger
> than Fernando," he said."
>
> it seems he can also fail off the track ;)


so rubens is losing weight for what... ? ;)

Re: (Funny captions)
Date: February 05, 2009 04:26PM
Posted by: Guimengo
Rubinho lost 6kg or so, shame he didn't do it before! And Bruno is right about weight, there's only so much you can do after a certain age, it's just your body. I'm about 2-3cm taller than Bruno (he's about 1.88m) and yet he weighs about 20kg less. If he was in F1 and forced to lose more weight he'd be taken away by any gusts of light wind ;).
Re: (Funny captions)
Date: February 09, 2009 08:48PM
Posted by: Spidey
New high tech red bull racesuits for Malaysia




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Re: (Funny captions)
Date: February 10, 2009 11:30AM
Posted by: SAMF1
how big is his head :)







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Re: (Funny captions)
Date: February 10, 2009 04:07PM
Posted by: Guimengo
He reminds me of the evil woman in Home Alone 3 (or 4?)
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Date: February 10, 2009 05:45PM
Posted by: Sapo
Spidey schreef:
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Piquet and Barrichello should take that for an example. (Of losing weight.).

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And some say... he's so offensive he could get you into trouble...
The only thing we know is that he's called...

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Re: (Funny captions)
Date: February 13, 2009 10:40PM
Posted by: Muks_C


Red Bull demonstrate their new ejector seats in case of fire...




Vettel wants a running race against his car.




RIP Jules, never to be forgotten. #KeepFightingMichael
Re: (Funny captions)
Date: February 15, 2009 01:37PM
Posted by: flat tyre
Revolutionary high-visibility seating position and aerodynamic device from Red Bull?!



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Re: (Funny captions)
Date: February 15, 2009 02:56PM
Posted by: Iceman-Kimi
Vettel: ''I was having a s-hit.'' :P (stupid swear filter ;))





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Re: (Funny captions)
Date: February 15, 2009 03:05PM
Posted by: montoya6k
Gives you wings. LoL

2 Hot 2 Handle.

MS-


KR -



"You must always pick the worst car and the worst team on the grid, to be the best."
—Fangio
Re: (Funny captions)
Date: February 15, 2009 03:24PM
Posted by: danm
Bruninho Wrote:
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> Sorry, but I had to say it, you guys cant stop
> flaming about him, yet dont understand a sh%t
> about racing drivers fitness eh?
>
> N PIQUET
> Height: 1,77 m
> Weight: 70 kg
>
> F ALONSO
> Height : 171 cm
> Weight : 64 kg
>
>
> Depending of the driver, some can and some others
> cannot lose too much weight, because it could lead
> to a consequent deterioration in his fitness or
> strength. That's Kubica's case, for example (1,85m
> and is rumored to be sub-70kg).
>
> Rosberg is weighing roughly the same as piquet and
> is 1,78m tall.
>
> You cant simply lose too much weight and still be
> 1,80 tall. You're probably not going to be strong
> enough to cope with the jolts and the forces you
> can encounter in a F1 cockpit.



yeh, but Kubica (heavier) and Alonso (same car) both won races last year. Piquet didn't. They are both two factors that are disproved if we are to keep flaming Piquet on his poor performances (which is the only thing we are flaming, not his weight alone!, that would just be silly.. so based on performance flaming).

1) You cant therefore blame the car.

2) you cant therefore blame weight.

oh, and 3) You cant therefore blame height either, at that!


Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it




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Re: (Funny captions)
Date: February 16, 2009 04:00AM
Posted by: montoya6k
Yeah that is totally non sense for me.

2 Hot 2 Handle.

MS-


KR -



"You must always pick the worst car and the worst team on the grid, to be the best."
—Fangio
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