iceman kimi the Mole!!!

Ok,

went for a drink last night with an undisclosed f1 insider. Found out a few interesting things (the truth of which is obviously debatable)

Well....................

Kimi - Fed up at mclaren and has already signed up for ferrari in 07. Has a serious drinking problem but has no regard fro ron dennis as he knows he wont be sacked. Has verbally assulted both ron and his dear lady wife at various times when drunk but ron still hasnt taken any action. His attidude being 'Im the best driver in the world, what ya gonna do? SACK ME!???'

Williams - Have been payed off by Jenson but find themselves in somewhat of a predicatment as they were banking on Heidfeld staying so have sacked Mark Webber due to his dissapointing performances. Nico Rosberg is already signed up for next year.

BAR - Sato has been sacked for a while now. Is gonna be fighting Albers fro the 2nd Midland Drive alongside Davidson. Carroll or Rossister taking up the 3rd car next year but Honda want Rossiter in a race seat by 2007. Bernoldi has been dropped.

As i said, these cannot be confirmed but give it a few months and look at this thread again and lets see how correct i am.........

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/20/2005 11:39AM by iceman kimi.

bollocks.

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LOL hahahah we will see....

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Did you go for a drink with a slightly imbibed Kimi Raikkonen? :P

no, a friend of a friend of his though.

btw, imbibed is the coolest word ever! Heard it for the first time on telly a few days ago!

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It seems like Ron and Kimi have had some problems...

Ron's letter to Kimi

Ron Dennis has confirmed that he wrote and sent a letter to the management of Kimi Raikkonen after the Finn's spate of alcohol-fuelled episodes. With the latest incident allegedly occurring at the recent Monza test, the McLaren principal was moved to go further than a verbal reprimand.

"I explained in a friendly and polite manner that we have a responsibility to our partners," Ron told Sunday's Bild newspaper, "and that there are clauses in the contract requiring all team members to behave appropriately."

Certainly, though, Dennis' warning letter should not be seen as any indicator that McLaren is tiring of the speedy 'iceman'. Mercedes' Norbert Haug again denied that the 25-year-old driver has already signed something ahead of a 2007 Ferrari switch. "In my view he will continue with us, 100 per cent," said the German.

this is true kimi can do anything and he will not be fired
and i thing everything u have said is true


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The Kimi stuff sounds the most plausable. As for Webber being fired, seems unlikely, although he probably should be

kimi stuff i probably rite lol :P i can just see him saying to Ron:

"yea! fuk shumacher! im way better! that means i can do anything i want to! haha! without u sacking me!! haha! im am the greatest etc..

Ron says..

"kimi... your sacked :P "

lol.. but the rest seems to far fetched..

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"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL

iceman was your undisclosed f1 insider your partner in crime - a six pack of stella?


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iceman kimi should be signed up with The Sun, they'd love unsubstansiated rumours like this!

I really hope this Kimi story is false. If it is true he should be sacked no matter how good he is! Big shame cause I am a Kimi fan!

Why should Webber be fired? The car has been a shed on wheels! Williams ought to sort themselves out!

no, a friend of a friend of his though.

btw, imbibed is the coolest word ever! Heard it for the first time on telly a few days ago!

There are far better words out there than imbibed: Scuttered, langers, flootered immediately spring to mind

Be interesting if it was true, now that'd be really funny with all the kimi fans boys having to support Ferrari




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"With the latest incident allegedly occurring at the recent Monza test"

If only the was any incidents during monza test... :rolleyes:
Ron Dennis and Kimi Räikkönen have themselves said that nothing happened in monza, and the bilds article the told that raikkonen was running there naked is totally wrong.


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Kimi rumour could be true although the part "i'm the best so fire me if you dare..." or something like that seems not very "reliable".

Webber part doesn't seem possible right now...perhaps after 2006. He was not the driver I espected but Williams will give him another year I think.

The rest seems reasonable.

they are hardly gonna say 'yeah, its true' now are they?

some of the other stories i was told about kimi on the lash are pretty funny aswell. Prostitutes, riding quad bikes into the sea and then beating them with golf clubs ...........(beating the quads not the prostitutes!)

He must have had a REALLY repressed childhood if he is going mental like this!

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Well, if he had been drunk during Monza tests do you think he would have been allowed to drive?


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oh come on mate, of course it wouldnt have been during the day when he was driving!! It would have been in the evening afterwards. He was gonna go on the lash in london last week after testing at silverstone but a change of plan meant he wasnt gonna drive so his mrs made him come home.

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well, I had heard that it was day before the tests begun... :|

But to be honest, I don't care if he done it or not.


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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/21/2005 12:37PM by villej.