max moselys grand plan

Max Mosely says F1 cars still too fast, new constructor to be announced! In an international scoop for F1rogues we bring to you excerpts of a conversation that was just intercepted between Max Mosely and a company that he wishes to make ALL, yes ALL, the chassis for the teams. It seems Max wants to have a one chassis choice. Read on for the shocking details that will probably change the face of F1 as we know it...

"Hello, is that the product manager for race cars"

"Yes, it is, who is calling please"

"It's Max Mosely here, do you know me?"

"Yeah, your the twerp who wants F1 race cars to go slower"

"Err, it's not like that at all, ........... let me explain"

"Don't bother, it's BS whatever spin you put on it"

"Err, well lot's of people acknowledge that what I say is correct"

"Have any of those people traded their horse in for a car yet"

"Err, any way I want to standardise the construction of F1 chassis, you were recommended to me by some people in the Fox Hunting Club, are you interested?"

"Sure, sure, you know us, we make the best, hottest wheels around"

"I particularly like your NC001 model"

"The NC001, that's our slowest chassis!"

"Err, precisely"

"OK, it's your funeral"

"Great, send me a quote for 24 chassis with spares list"

"OK, but can we put our logo on the front of every car?"

"What is your logo again?"

"Mattell, you know Hot Wheels"

"Fuc!.. beep beep beep, click"

"Hello, Max you there?"









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A one chasis choice? Then Mr. Crammond was way ahead of his time with GP3.

Err ... if GP4 has different shapes for all, could SDI develop a patch thta simulates this new one chassis choice thingie?

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