F1 Jokes

Q: What's the difference between Jacques Villeneuve and a bus driver?
A: One is a highly skilled professional driver, and the other is in Formula 1


Q: Why does Schumi have 12 helmets?
A: Because his head gets bigger after every race


Schumi and DC are in a desert. Evening comes, they set up their tent. Both go to sleep. DC wakes up in the middle of the night. Schumi isn't in the tent. He can hear something coming from outside the tent. DC peeps out and sees Schumi running around the tent like crazy, a big lion after him... DC: Run faster, he's gonna catch you! Schumi: Don't
worry, I lead by three laps...

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/21/2007 06:15AM by SAMF1.

Interesting sense of 'humour', you have there...

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SAMF1 Wrote:
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> Schumi and DC are in a desert. Evening comes, they
> set up their tent. Both go to sleep. DC wakes up
> in the middle of the night. Schumi isn't in the
> tent. He can hear something coming from outside
> the tent. DC peeps out and sees Schumi running
> around the tent like crazy, a big lion after
> him... DC: Run faster, he's gonna catch you!
> Schumi: Don't
> worry, I lead by three laps...

Nice one!

haha the last one is funny!

(are youu HakkF1s brother?)


Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it

guess i forgot to laugh.

Lol, heard them.

I like JV, so I only liked the last one :p

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"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL

man they were L.A.M.E.

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Interesting. It only took these jokes about 7 years to raise the money for a flight ticket to Australia.

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7 years old?

Didnt think they were that old! lol

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"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL

iCeMaN pAuL Wrote:
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> man they were L.A.M.E.

Definately, but thats what made them worth a smile

Ouch!

Everyone laughs at a bad joke.

And since when did old mean that everybody in the world has seen or heard it?





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/21/2007 09:38PM by MarcA.

there was one at the end of the '99 season (but could apply to any team from any season in the same circumstance):

Q: what's the difference between Minardi and a cocktail stick?
A: a cocktail stick has 2 points!



(Arrows also only got 1 point in '99, or Toro Rosso for '06)

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RIP Jules, never to be forgotten. #KeepFightingMichael

This one's a bit nasty, but I'm sure most of you already know it:


Q: What do Pink Floyd and Ayrton Senna have in common?
A: Their greatest hit was The Wall.

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Um dois três quatro cinco seis sete oito nove dez
Eins zwei drei vier fünf sechs sieben acht neun zehn
One two three four five six seven eight nine ten
Один два три четыре пять шесть семь восемь девять десять

ouch!

there were 2 similar ones about Senna and ice cream, and the difference between Senna and Ryan Giggs, but i don't think they're in good taste to post, similar to Lex's "joke".

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RIP Jules, never to be forgotten. #KeepFightingMichael

hahaha, nice one Lex........best one so far.....

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/22/2007 03:14AM by SAMF1.

Oh dear a rather tasteless joke, i suppose it's funny to non Senna fans.

To be honest it's "funny" to me, and I'm a Senna's fan.

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Um dois três quatro cinco seis sete oito nove dez
Eins zwei drei vier fünf sechs sieben acht neun zehn
One two three four five six seven eight nine ten
Один два три четыре пять шесть семь восемь девять десять

mikef1 schreef:
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> Oh dear a rather tasteless joke, i suppose it's
> funny to non Senna fans.

That implies non-Senna fans care a lot less that he died a horrible death. Which is not true i think.

I was not a fan of Senna, but the joke didn't make me laugh.

I actually liked the Schumi "i'm leading by three laps" joke

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Lex schreef:
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> This one's a bit nasty, but I'm sure most of you
> already know it:
>
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> Q: What do Pink Floyd and Ayrton Senna have in
> common?
> A: Their greatest hit was The Wall.

Don't want to ruin the joke but Pink Floyd's best sold album was Dark Side Of The Moon.

And The Wall, is actually owned by Roger Waters...