Schumi's Secret Diary - Final one for the year at the bottom!!!

Dunno if anyone else has read these that Planet F1 make up, but the latest one is pretty good.

[www.planet-f1.com]

Das Sekret Tagebuch Michael Schumachers: Hungary
Monday August 08 2005

Planet-F1 brings you the secret diary of the World's greatest F1 driver as he bounces back in Budapest...

Greetings to all my faithful tifosis. We are back in the hunt with a resounding second place in Budapest to be celebrating. Had it not been for Kimi



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lol

"Ross was right. If you go round saying

"In Hungary we also learned that 35 degrees Celsius is still not hot enough to get Jean Todt to take his Ferrari jumper off."

LOL!

yeah a few months ago i went through and read loads of them. they're ace.

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RIP Jules, never to be forgotten. #KeepFightingMichael

rofl

He should be going home to a PlayStation and a skateboard and wearing his cap back to forwards, not dating real women with real breasts.

LMAO!

Hehehehe, quite fun

Here's the one after Indy (They don't do them after every race)...

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Schumi's Sekret Diary: USGP
Saturday June 25 2005

Hello, my suitably invigorated Ferrari chums

The organisers HAD to let James start or they would not have had a race. I think if it had been in Italy, UK, France or Germany, we would have had similar protests and objects or people on the track saying no, this is wrong. Because the US fans are polite and their cops have guns, we only got a few beer cans.

Sweet.

Schumi's Diary after Turkey [www.planet-f1.com]

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Das Sekret Tagebuch Michael Schumachers: Istanbul
Thursday August 25 2005
In this, his secret diary, Planet-F1 readers can find out what really goes on behind that cool, detached exterior.

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I have to tell you my tifosi chums, I believe it is now impossible.

Turkey proved to me that it cannot be done, it is too much to expect and that we will have to wait for another season. We were all expecting the very high temperatures in Istanbul and at last the chance to see Jean Todt remove his Ferrari woolly jumper. But no, all he did was unzip it a little bit. The next big test for it will not be until Malaysia 2006.

Many people are asking me already what I am thinking about Felipe Massa and if he is good enough to drive for Ferrari. This is putting me in a difficult position and I have to say something nice.

So I decided to brainstorm some ideas that I could give the TV and press without becoming a liar. I am including them below, along with Sabine



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BUMP

Quite honestly and obviously Willi brings his lawyer everywhere with him and so just because the four of us are sharing a small beer together, along with briefcases and stuff you are normally carrying around for business meetings, there is nothing unusual going on.




Saludos desde Colombia.

lol the Ron Dennis is fairly decent, as well as the whole Todt/jumper thing.

Someone should tell them that "Sekret" means "secretion" in German. The word they are looking for is "geheim".

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REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS

Vader Wrote:
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> Someone should tell them that "Sekret" means
> "secretion" in German. The word they are looking
> for is "geheim".
>
Well it's being written by Brits, so go figure...
They're still very funny though.

Laters,

Montana_UK

hmm, maybe theyr'e one step ahead of us and its part of the joke??

'The secretion diary of M Schumacher'

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Tony

Schumi's Sekret Diary: Nov
Tuesday November 01 2005

Hello my totally under-rewarded tifosis. You are the reason I keep going and I love you.

Even though I am third in the Drivers' Championship



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Lol man
the Sato jokes are killing me,
i didn't know Michael is that funny
you have do admit that Michael is smart,funny,and a great writer

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gooooz fra ba
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