Well, all I can say about that one is that either Pako works there and wants to get his tip jar filled, or maybe his Dad owns it or he just has some pecuniary interest in getting us to go and eat there, or maybe it's just........wait for it...........you guessed it..........its good ole' spam Come to think of it, spam would probably not be on the menu there, now isn't that a pleasby mortal - Off-Topic
Yeah it is an oldie, bit of a shame the button doesn't work tho, how big would your HD have to be?by mortal - Off-Topic
Spamming has long been an issue here, right back to "ye olde phorum" along with sig-bloat. A lot of users, including myself, are still on dial-up and having to wade through it all can take forever ;-/ As for deleting threads as Ellis has rightly pointed out "who has the be all and end all right to decide what is and what isn't spam" without starting some all out flame warby mortal - Off-Topic
This is all very good Vader, but is it still safe to use this collection of neutrons and electrons to make tea with when I'm having a sticky bun?by mortal - Off-Topic
Is there one available, trying to get this from Europe is hopeless ;-/by mortal - Grand Prix 4
Can you please load GP4 with gpx-patch, set gpx-patch to run in debug mode and to log assertions, when gp4 crashes to the desktop you will see an error log, copy and paste this error log to the SDI Game Utilities forum with your original query (SDI website address is in the gpx-patch help files). Good luck m8by mortal - Grand Prix 4
I have not dwnlded the megapatch but one would assume that it uses the v9.6 patched exe. Most users would probably be using the NoCd v9.6 patched exe from this siteby mortal - Grand Prix 4
If your internet explorer home page now starts on some obscure search site or "god forbid" at some porno site your internet explorer has been HIJACKED!!!! If you reset this in internet options to :about blank and when you reboot it does the same thing your registry has been hacked. If you wish to lock your start page to "blank" let me know and I will give you a registry file tby mortal - Off-Topic
Download Trillian plus msn and yahoo protocols here,by mortal - Off-Topic
Those little guys are digging my ham out of the freezer.....I know it's in there somewhere What's that you say?.....Oh......you don't eat pork, that's great more for me then.by mortal - Off-Topic
how do you find the time to even make phone calls?by mortal - Off-Topic
which thread? that's interesting. and if I deleted a post, never happened yet and likely never will, I'd also put my name on itby mortal - Off-Topic
nothing a 3lb hammer, a pair of pliers, and a large helping of desperation wouldn't fix.... or maybe the instruction manual, now where did I see that.....and when can we see pic of a muppet at the wheel, surely that's gotta be entertaining...... who said it's not easy being green?by mortal - Off-Topic
HAHAHAHA yeah very funny Lanky and you know what, it is nicer weather over here....we don't ride moped's either well...I don't anyway....heheby mortal - Off-Topic
What about "Does my arse look big in this dress?" this immediately places you in a no-win situation, this is one question you cannot answer.... btw, if it's got tits or wheels, you're going to have trouble with it!by mortal - Off-Topic
<sigh> oh well, been there, done that......hurry back, and dontcha just hate grapes..... btw, some of those nurses can be pretty "handy" too, wink wink nudge nudge!by mortal - Off-Topic
sadly, no....I'll just be getting the essentials , which will probably be far too much anyway heheby mortal - Off-Topic
Nice one Ellis, especially as I'm in the process of rebuilding everything Onya m8....by mortal - Off-Topic
well will you look at that! I've got something up in print, maybe I'm famous now nice wheels btw, shouldn't the wheel be in the middle?by mortal - Off-Topic
fell off me chair laughing at that one!!!! can I sue anyone?by mortal - Off-Topic
It wasn't the bios! It was a rather "scuzzy" scsi card that xp prolly didnt have drivers for, I took out all the hdd's bar one, the graphics, sound and usb card, the scsi and it worked. I have to put them back in one by one and see what happens but I'm betting on the scsi . Thanks for the tips anyway guys. btw I got yr addy and will add you in later to msn, catch up soon.by mortal - Off-Topic
Hi Ellis, send mail to gusto_888@hotmail.com, I have an msn account but my puter is barely back to scratch after an xp install, talk soon m8by mortal - Off-Topic
OK OK Yes it's true, Vader caught me! SOB WEEP CHOKE..........I'll never live it down.....why me? hahahaha, nice one pal.... 10 points awarded, I'm back five minutes and you're already takin' the piss, what else are friends for hahahahaby mortal - Off-Topic
Vader.......nothings changed, you are still incorrigible, but I like it lolby mortal - Off-Topic
Does anyone remember the really cool movie clip/s that Neo did, made with contributions from race forum members, last years notable contribution being from LS with his tricked up screens, which I still have btw, anyway I digress, has Neo put out anything for the last season and who has a link? A Neo google gives me Near Earth Objects.....sigh. Vader's fault I'm sure, he's up thereby mortal - Off-Topic
AAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!! now the fur is really gonna fly....it's all about meeee and I can't see the pic. Damn, poo, bugger, etc etc.....by mortal - Off-Topic