Advice needed....

Posted by mortal 
Advice needed....
Date: September 19, 2009 01:08AM
Posted by: mortal
Hey guys, I really need your advice.

I've suspected for some time now that the girlfriend has been cheating.
You know, the usual signs; phone rings, if I answer the caller hangs up, going out with the girls a lot..... I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the car and the bonnet was open, and when she came home as she got out of someones car she was buttoning her blouse and then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment as I was crouched behind the car I notice it... a small hairline crack in the manifold.. Is that something I can fix or do I need to take it to a mechanic...?


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Re: Advice needed....
Date: September 19, 2009 01:22AM
Posted by: SHEEPY
take it to the mechanic? and got a name and address for ur cheating girlfriend?
Re: Advice needed....
Date: September 19, 2009 01:49AM
Posted by: n00binio
till the last line i really thought you were serious. i should have known better



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Re: Advice needed....
Date: September 19, 2009 02:08AM
Posted by: Naboo
you're a bad man!!! making me worry like that, my heart was all a flutter



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Re: Advice needed....
Date: September 19, 2009 02:42AM
Posted by: chet
LOL! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Brilliant!!!! One of the best yet!!






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Re: Advice needed....
Date: September 19, 2009 10:48AM
Posted by: sasjag
Older than Jesus

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Re: Advice needed....
Date: September 19, 2009 12:50PM
Posted by: turkey_machine
sasjag Wrote:
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> Older than Jesus

Jesus made that joke popular. ;)



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Re: Advice needed....
Date: September 21, 2009 11:31AM
Posted by: senninho
n00binio Wrote:
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> till the last line i really thought you were
> serious. i should have known better

I think this thread could be a good barometer for how long you've been here - for example, i read the first line and immediately knew he wasn't ;)



Re: Advice needed....
Date: September 21, 2009 04:52PM
Posted by: Vader
Reminds me ...








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