Ask Vader......

jcaranti : Vader Wrote:
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> My favourite force is getting pesky forum members
> banned.

For asking perfect normal questions? ...
Interesting.

Vader: Welcome to democracy.

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I prefer to call it a benevolent oligarchy.

On the 100th day after being told by the Queen that one husband has been unfaithful, one hundred wives slaughter their husbands.

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mortal: I prefer to call it a benevolent oligarchy.

On the 100th day after being told by the Queen that one husband has been unfaithful, one hundred wives slaughter their husbands.

Vader: Benevolent oligarchy my a*s. WE GOT THE POWER, WE RULE AND WE EXECUTE AT WILL. WE ARE JUNTA.

And no, only the queen was being cheated on so the country was in need of a new king.

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Do you know what the Eigenharp is? Probably would have been better to establish this question beforehand.


The Flanker is gone.

smorr: Do you know what the Eigenharp is? Probably would have been better to establish this question beforehand.

Vader: Of course I know. After all I am not only omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent and omninegative but also a musician. And even if I weren't - do you really think I was too dumb to use google?

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Would I be lying if I said yes?


The Flanker is gone.



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smorr: Would I be lying if I said yes?

Vader: Life is a lie ... so what?

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If Frank Zappa was alive, this would be a better world?

What are/were the GPG usernames of the people involved in creating GP4?

Frantic: If Frank Zappa was alive, this would be a better world?

Vader: One mouth more to feed.

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Guimengo: What are/were the GPG usernames of the people involved in creating GP4?

Vader: Moe, Curly und Larry

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So it wasn't only Geoff Crammond and that other guy in this forum? What was Crammond's username?

Guimengo: So it wasn't only Geoff Crammond and that other guy in this forum? What was Crammond's username?

Vader: Stay clear of dope, man. It obviously doesn't do you any good.

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Where is Geoff Crammond? What does he eat for breakfast?

Stay clear of dope, man. It obviously doesn't do you any good. Cannot be the Geoff's user name. I'm fairly sure there is a character limit, no?

Speaking of which, if he really was here (I would assume the mods know who he would be, as they seem to claim to know, but I think it's a lie, but it has been going on for a while, and in fact wouldn't shock me if it were true), what do you think is going through his mind, both back in the day in the GP4 heyday and right now looking at how far we have come?

And why can't you tell us who it is if it were true that Geoff was a member (atleast at one point) here? Is he so miff'd at modders you can't say his name or he'll sue you or what?


The Flanker is gone.

Trust me, he's here. I shall send him a pm about this thread, he might even ask Vader a question.

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> Trust me, he's here. I shall send him a pm about
> this thread, he might even ask Vader a question.
>


Vader, why should I trust Mortal?


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jcaranti: Where is Geoff Crammond? What does he eat for breakfast?

Vader: He's everywhere. If you can see Geoff Crammond, he can see you. If you can't see Geoff Crammond you may be only seconds away from death.

For breakfast Geoff Crammond eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot. And he drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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smorr: Stay clear of dope, man. It obviously doesn't do you any good. Cannot be the Geoff's user name. I'm fairly sure there is a character limit, no?

Speaking of which, if he really was here (I would assume the mods know who he would be, as they seem to claim to know, but I think it's a lie, but it has been going on for a while, and in fact wouldn't shock me if it were true), what do you think is going through his mind, both back in the day in the GP4 heyday and right now looking at how far we have come?

And why can't you tell us who it is if it were true that Geoff was a member (atleast at one point) here? Is he so miff'd at modders you can't say his name or he'll sue you or what?

Vader: We have to be careful with his name. Geoff Crammond is currently sueing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

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mortal: Trust me, he's here. I shall send him a pm about this thread, he might even ask Vader a question.

Vader: He might already have.

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smorr: Vader, why should I trust Mortal?

Vader: Because you should. Trust me.

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Do you like this car?


I think its one of the best of 2005



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So why should I trust Vader telling me to trust Mortal?


The Flanker is gone.

jcaranti: Do you like this car?

Vader: Bright colours hurt my eyes.

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smorr: So why should I trust Vader telling me to trust Mortal?

Vader: Because mortal says so. Just trust him.

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