Ask Vader......

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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 17, 2009 02:03PM
Posted by: Fincent
Why do guitars generally have six strings?

Why are you called Vader?

Where did George Lucas get the name Vader from in the first place anyways?



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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 17, 2009 02:41PM
Posted by: Vader
Fincent: Why do guitars generally have six strings?

Vader: There is no real reason apart from tradition and of course the good old capitalistic principle of supply and demand. However there are 12 strings and seven strings and a good guitar manufacturer will make you custom ones with any number of strings you want.

Fincent: Why are you called Vader?

Vader: [tmp.grandprixgames.org]

Fincent: Where did George Lucas get the name Vader from in the first place anyways?

Vader: Probably from the Dutch word meaning "father".






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 17, 2009 03:40PM
Posted by: LS.
إن شجرة يسقط في غابة ولا أحد يكون حوالي أن يسمع هو, هو يجعل صوة?




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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 17, 2009 07:06PM
Posted by: mr.napa-br
fair enough, no more maths :p


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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 17, 2009 07:33PM
Posted by: Vader
LS:
إن شجرة يسقط في غابة ولا أحد يكون حوالي أن يسمع هو, هو يجعل صوة?

Vader: حك عقل القارئ، فن الكاريكارتير يجب أن يكون عدوانيا علين!




mr.napa-br: fair enough, no more maths :p


Why is Coca-Cola so much better than other Cola beverages?


Vader: Though imitation might be the sincerest form of flattery, most of the time nothing beats the original.






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 18, 2009 03:29AM
Posted by: smorr
What year are the magnetic poles going to switch?


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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 18, 2009 07:53AM
Posted by: mortal
Are the peasants revolting?


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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 18, 2009 11:06AM
Posted by: Iceman-Kimi
Do you like peas?

Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 18, 2009 12:48PM
Posted by: Naboo
how is satsuma la roux?



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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 18, 2009 11:51PM
Posted by: Vader
smorr: What year are the magnetic poles going to switch?

Vader: Contrary to what some people write on the internet it's not going to happen in 2012 (it won't happen in one year anyway, since the reversal of Earth's magnetic field will take up between 5.000 and 10.000 years.)

Experts say since the current field is getting weaker the reversal could happen sometime around 3000 or 4000 AD. In other words shortly before the update of this site.





mortal: Are the peasants revolting?

Vader: They are so revolting, I could throw up.




Iceman-Kimi: Do you like peas?

Vader: If not canned or in jars they are fine.




Naboo: how is satsuma la roux?

Vader: Smashed.






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 19, 2009 12:51AM
Posted by: smorr
How many touchdowns does Tom Brady need to throw to not be a douchebag?


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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 19, 2009 02:08AM
Posted by: Vader
smorr: How many touchdowns does Tom Brady need to throw to not be a douchebag?

Vader: I'm not John Madden (Tom Brady isn't Brett Favre either) but I daresay an infinite numbers of touchdowns will have the same effect as if he divided by zero.






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 19, 2009 02:49AM
Posted by: smorr
You realize that answer makes zero sense, right?


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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 19, 2009 03:10AM
Posted by: Vader
smorr: You realize that answer makes zero sense, right?

Vader: In other words: Tom Brady will always stay a douchebag, regardless of how many touchdowns he'll throw.






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 19, 2009 06:23AM
Posted by: smorr
That makes sense. Dividing by zero doesn't. Unless your saying that throwing infinite touchdowns would cause error. I digress, ignore this comment.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody is perfect, why practice?


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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 19, 2009 12:19PM
Posted by: Vader
smorr: That makes sense. Dividing by zero doesn't. Unless your saying that throwing infinite touchdowns would cause error. I digress, ignore this comment.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody is perfect, why practice?

Vader: Perfection is like infinity. You can approach but never reach it.

A more important question is: If nothing is better than sex and masturbation is better than nothing masturbation must be better than sex.







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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 19, 2009 12:20PM
Posted by: Vader
smorr: That makes sense. Dividing by zero doesn't. Unless your saying that throwing infinite touchdowns would cause error. I digress, ignore this comment.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody is perfect, why practice?


Vader: Perfection is like infinity. You can approach but never reach it.






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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 19, 2009 02:48PM
Posted by: MikaHalpinen
Your answer to my last question was clever. Can you top it this time?
Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 19, 2009 06:45PM
Posted by: senna9194
why does i live in italy?



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Re: Ask Vader
Date: October 19, 2009 07:37PM
Posted by: Vader
MikaHalpinen: Your answer to my last question was clever. Can you top it this time?

Vader: ...




senna9194: why does i live in italy?

Vader: Because you don't live anywhere else.






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