Poetry thread
Posted by Vader
Snigger, snigger, snigger
The work of a grave digger.
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
The work of a grave digger.
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
haha i like that!
"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL
"Trulli was slowing down like he wanted to have a picnic" LOL
Greetings Boys and Girls...and Gui (Gee)
You all thought you had forgotten me!?
I thought this threads' been dead for years,
It's time to resurrect, so grab some beers!
It's summertime over here in Blighty,
The sun is shining, and for once its mighty,
Coz' in England were mostly used to rain,
Year after year, its quite insane!
To tell a quick story, this much is true,
I came home tonight, and its literally covered in poo!
A leaky pipe from the flat above,
Covered my classic mini in a chocolately love!
But I'm holding tight for insurance news,
If its not covered I won't be remotely amused,
The bonnet was up, then engine got soiled,
The black gungey stuff is definitely not oil!
(true story tonight! lol)
But yesterday, on this hot July,
A Royal baby, my oh my!
He doesn't yet have a name ahoy,
But we do know that he is infact a boy!
But enough of the Royal poetry bazing'
We had a thread during the recent wedding,
It was rather witty, if a little short,
But after a few days, someone pressed 'ABORT'
So we resume right back to the GPG front,
Where we rhyme about members, and who is a c*nt
Or who looks like who, and rendering lighting,
But most of the topics just end up in fighting!
I begin with an ode, Mika Halpinen time!,
I haven't heard from him in quite some time,
He added me once, on a facebook catch,
And chatted to me during a tennis match,
He mentioned some things about an 80's villain,
Slicked back hair, 'dodgy' was a given,
We only chatted all rather briefly,
And after a month, the git deleted me!
The end so far, for me and MikeH,
It really has made my heart ache,
But onto some amusement, the 'Post a Pic' thread,
Where half of the members look like their dead,
New member Soutsen, he felt the need,
To dig up that thread, he did the deed,
And in his moment, his saving grace,
Posted his special needs farting face
But alas, for that is not simply all,
This thread plays out like Texas Hold 'Em all,
It was trumped by the He-Man wannabe,
The golden locks portrait of EC83,
A night recently, in fine leopard print
And tipped back head, eyes all squint!
Come hither, he rocks, text size four thousand and ninety three,
Are you his chosen 'Hey Sexy Lady'?
Then Gav makes an interjectory post,
A comment on who we think he looks like most,
Is he a penguin, from a redneck farm?
No no, he's obviously Damon Albarn!
But he doesn't do drugs, it isn't his taste,
Prefering to munch on silver heatsink paste,
Gav works in a school, responsibility factor,
(Definitely looks like he rides a tractor)
Theres more from He-Man, EC83,
and then DanM (oh yes, thats me)
Monil strikes it with,dancing feet,
followed by Bottas at the FOTA meet!
Enough about photos, its getting boring,
The poems before had more people roaring,
We've covered turds, and leopard print tee's,
Whats left, I hear, I beg you please!
Well I wouldn't just leave and say Cya Later,
Without some words about Dear Lord Vader,
He's currently away, on a camping trip,
Rogue man missions are not just a blip,
He's out in the wilderness, bitten by ants,
Hunting wild animals in his underpants,
Prepared with his back sack and crack freshly waxed
After Gui told him hairyness causes premium tax!
The Otter got married, he now has a wife,
And some may argue he now has no life
Some babies were born, infact quite a few,
The GPG generation, then next one is you!
Torana is sorting another world trip,
Just avoid hitting India, you'll just get the @#$%&,
But I think he's safe, tucked in London town,
As long as he doesn't try stealing the crown!
Mortal is playing the new five letter word sentence thread,
Ridiculous syllables, I really did dread,
In using that line, it was far too long,
An entire verse, and it just reads so wrong!
He's flirting like a pimp with new girl Jo-Ann,
Odds she will next push the GPG pram,
For babies, babies are everywhere,
I'm still LOL'ing at EC83s mighty hair,
Andreigp4, the blogging whore,
Is blagging F1 goods, check out his hoard
Most people would give up their own arm,
For a Lotus pic hand signed by Grosjean.
And now to end this little resurrection,
My poetry has suffered, its far from perfection,
A little rusty, some say its de-boned,
The highlight was still NickV being PWNED
Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/24/2013 12:40AM by danm.
You all thought you had forgotten me!?
I thought this threads' been dead for years,
It's time to resurrect, so grab some beers!
It's summertime over here in Blighty,
The sun is shining, and for once its mighty,
Coz' in England were mostly used to rain,
Year after year, its quite insane!
To tell a quick story, this much is true,
I came home tonight, and its literally covered in poo!
A leaky pipe from the flat above,
Covered my classic mini in a chocolately love!
But I'm holding tight for insurance news,
If its not covered I won't be remotely amused,
The bonnet was up, then engine got soiled,
The black gungey stuff is definitely not oil!
(true story tonight! lol)
But yesterday, on this hot July,
A Royal baby, my oh my!
He doesn't yet have a name ahoy,
But we do know that he is infact a boy!
But enough of the Royal poetry bazing'
We had a thread during the recent wedding,
It was rather witty, if a little short,
But after a few days, someone pressed 'ABORT'
So we resume right back to the GPG front,
Where we rhyme about members, and who is a c*nt
Or who looks like who, and rendering lighting,
But most of the topics just end up in fighting!
I begin with an ode, Mika Halpinen time!,
I haven't heard from him in quite some time,
He added me once, on a facebook catch,
And chatted to me during a tennis match,
He mentioned some things about an 80's villain,
Slicked back hair, 'dodgy' was a given,
We only chatted all rather briefly,
And after a month, the git deleted me!
The end so far, for me and MikeH,
It really has made my heart ache,
But onto some amusement, the 'Post a Pic' thread,
Where half of the members look like their dead,
New member Soutsen, he felt the need,
To dig up that thread, he did the deed,
And in his moment, his saving grace,
Posted his special needs farting face
But alas, for that is not simply all,
This thread plays out like Texas Hold 'Em all,
It was trumped by the He-Man wannabe,
The golden locks portrait of EC83,
A night recently, in fine leopard print
And tipped back head, eyes all squint!
Come hither, he rocks, text size four thousand and ninety three,
Are you his chosen 'Hey Sexy Lady'?
Then Gav makes an interjectory post,
A comment on who we think he looks like most,
Is he a penguin, from a redneck farm?
No no, he's obviously Damon Albarn!
But he doesn't do drugs, it isn't his taste,
Prefering to munch on silver heatsink paste,
Gav works in a school, responsibility factor,
(Definitely looks like he rides a tractor)
Theres more from He-Man, EC83,
and then DanM (oh yes, thats me)
Monil strikes it with,dancing feet,
followed by Bottas at the FOTA meet!
Enough about photos, its getting boring,
The poems before had more people roaring,
We've covered turds, and leopard print tee's,
Whats left, I hear, I beg you please!
Well I wouldn't just leave and say Cya Later,
Without some words about Dear Lord Vader,
He's currently away, on a camping trip,
Rogue man missions are not just a blip,
He's out in the wilderness, bitten by ants,
Hunting wild animals in his underpants,
Prepared with his back sack and crack freshly waxed
After Gui told him hairyness causes premium tax!
The Otter got married, he now has a wife,
And some may argue he now has no life
Some babies were born, infact quite a few,
The GPG generation, then next one is you!
Torana is sorting another world trip,
Just avoid hitting India, you'll just get the @#$%&,
But I think he's safe, tucked in London town,
As long as he doesn't try stealing the crown!
Mortal is playing the new five letter word sentence thread,
Ridiculous syllables, I really did dread,
In using that line, it was far too long,
An entire verse, and it just reads so wrong!
He's flirting like a pimp with new girl Jo-Ann,
Odds she will next push the GPG pram,
For babies, babies are everywhere,
I'm still LOL'ing at EC83s mighty hair,
Andreigp4, the blogging whore,
Is blagging F1 goods, check out his hoard
Most people would give up their own arm,
For a Lotus pic hand signed by Grosjean.
And now to end this little resurrection,
My poetry has suffered, its far from perfection,
A little rusty, some say its de-boned,
The highlight was still NickV being PWNED
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/24/2013 12:40AM by danm.
Best.Ressurection.Ever.
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Zcott écrivait:
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> Bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep
> Bleep bloop bloop blaap bliip bliip bluup
> Bluup bloop bloop bleap bluip.
A poetic adaptation of the opening few seconds of communication with Earth by Telstar?
You're awesome Zcott.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep
> Bleep bloop bloop blaap bliip bliip bluup
> Bluup bloop bloop bleap bluip.
A poetic adaptation of the opening few seconds of communication with Earth by Telstar?
You're awesome Zcott.
LOL Dan. Nice poem
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That was glorious
Races: 163 - Wins: 23 - Pole Positions: 24 - Fastest Laps: 22
Season 9: Constructors' Champions
Races: 163 - Wins: 23 - Pole Positions: 24 - Fastest Laps: 22
Season 9: Constructors' Champions
Thanks Mr Paddock, you're far too kind,
A poetic response, I wouldn't have mind,
And that goes for you Sousten, and EC83,
Bar Mortal, whom I was expecting rhetorical effigy!
Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it
A poetic response, I wouldn't have mind,
And that goes for you Sousten, and EC83,
Bar Mortal, whom I was expecting rhetorical effigy!
A rhetorical effigy? Aunt Sally would be amused.
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[www.gp4central.com] <----GP4 CentralDear Aunt Sally has a hairy peach,
And a rhyming response is what she seeks,
And if you continue your failure to deliver,
Ill share Gui pics that'll make you quivver!
Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it
And a rhyming response is what she seeks,
And if you continue your failure to deliver,
Ill share Gui pics that'll make you quivver!
At the start of her goodbyes
Do you ever realise
That you'll never get the chance,
all you'll get is alibis?
Do you ever realise
That you'll never get the chance,
all you'll get is alibis?
EC83, those lines I've read,
Unrelated to this poetry thread!
I think, for you, a better fare,
To stick with rhymes about ones hair...
Jenson drives it like he owns it; Lewis drives it like he stole it
Unrelated to this poetry thread!
I think, for you, a better fare,
To stick with rhymes about ones hair...
Dan now seems obsessed.
Do I now have a stalker?
I'm getting nervous.
Do I now have a stalker?
I'm getting nervous.
I thought you might like this one...
It's time to give
time to forgive
all your relatives and friends
it's time to give
it's time to live
honestly with no pretends
it's time to share
it's time to care
about every move you make
it's time to share
and to declare
'the hope in my heart won't break!'
it will never break
it's time to speak
not to be weak
it's time to stand up for right
it's time to seek
the highest peak
and to struggle with all your might
it's time strive
and to survive
in this big chaotic place
it is time!
it's time to fly
with your head high
so that you're not pushed down
it's time to eye
the endless sky
and to reach out for your crown
it's time to glow
from head to toe
to look like a shining star
it's time to flow
and to let go
to heal every would and scar
it's time to make
and not to break
the bond that you left behind
it's time to grace
a smiling face
that reflects your inner soul
it's time to brace
a better place
so that you can reach your goal
it is time
It's time to give
time to forgive
all your relatives and friends
it's time to give
it's time to live
honestly with no pretends
it's time to share
it's time to care
about every move you make
it's time to share
and to declare
'the hope in my heart won't break!'
it will never break
it's time to speak
not to be weak
it's time to stand up for right
it's time to seek
the highest peak
and to struggle with all your might
it's time strive
and to survive
in this big chaotic place
it is time!
it's time to fly
with your head high
so that you're not pushed down
it's time to eye
the endless sky
and to reach out for your crown
it's time to glow
from head to toe
to look like a shining star
it's time to flow
and to let go
to heal every would and scar
it's time to make
and not to break
the bond that you left behind
it's time to grace
a smiling face
that reflects your inner soul
it's time to brace
a better place
so that you can reach your goal
it is time
A Haiku
Mika's back, in all his glory
posting a very poignant story.
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Mika's back, in all his glory
posting a very poignant story.
[www.mediafire.com] Some say you should click it, you know you want to.
[www.gp4central.com] <----GP4 Central
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